Happy Steak and Blowjob Day

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I’ve just been informed that it is Steak and Blowjob day. I had no idea this day existed until now, but excited to find out such a day exist.

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies, you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

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9 Responses to “Happy Steak and Blowjob Day”

  1. Now this is actionable intelligence…

  2. Sheesh! I thought it was Pi(e) day, 3.14

  3. I believe I shall go vegan and submit for a second bj.

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  4. lol. Been messing with the wife all day. We are headed to a steakhouse in a few.

    I doubt the 2nd half comes true though. Funny how things change with kids.

  5. That video is awesome.

  6. hilarious

  7. where do i sign up?

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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day

1,006 views

I’ve just been informed that it is Steak and Blowjob day. I had no idea this day existed until now, but excited to find out such a day exist.

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies, you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Urban dictionary

9 Responses to “Happy Steak and Blowjob Day”

  1. Now this is actionable intelligence…

  2. Sheesh! I thought it was Pi(e) day, 3.14

  3. I believe I shall go vegan and submit for a second bj.

    _____

  4. lol. Been messing with the wife all day. We are headed to a steakhouse in a few.

    I doubt the 2nd half comes true though. Funny how things change with kids.

  5. That video is awesome.

  6. hilarious

  7. where do i sign up?

Comments are closed.