Happy Steak and Blowjob Day

I’ve just been informed that it is Steak and Blowjob day. I had no idea this day existed until now, but excited to find out such a day exist.

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies, you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

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9 Responses to Happy Steak and Blowjob Day

RaginCajun says:

lol. Been messing with the wife all day. We are headed to a steakhouse in a few.

I doubt the 2nd half comes true though. Funny how things change with kids.


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