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BREAKING: Kim Jong Il is Dead

State run media says the North Korean leader “died of fatigue at 8:30 a.m. Dec. 17 during train ride.”

The fucker was 69.

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9 comments

  1. burned toast

    you are always behind ZH. seems like piking headlines.

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    • The Fly

      ZH is just a computer, whereas, I am human.

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    • Chris

      I think of it this way: although ZH sometimes gets news out a few minutes before IBC, IBC is right on the market 100 times more often than ZH, with news to boot. so who gives a damn about reading the news first when the market has already reacted to the news.

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  2. Mad_Scientist

    Lol that piece of garbage. Glad he’s gone.

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  3. TJWP

    Kim looking at shit – http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

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    • Mad_Scientist

      lol, what the hell is that?

      Even funnier, someone there wrote: “>important political figure dies FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OUR MEME JUST DIED “

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  4. mtp31

    hell just got a new tenant

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  5. Po Pimp

    Reactions for tomorrow?

    1) Trader wakes up, sees headline that N. Korean dude is dead. Thinks “that’s great” one less asshole to worry about. Time to get long.

    2) Trader checks futures, sees they are down. Thinks “that’s bad” time to sell everything.

    3) Two weeks later when WWIII hasn’t broken out and S&P is at 1300+ trader thinks “What the fuck was I thinking?”

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    • TJWP

      5 weeks later when the EU situation continues to devolve and the S&P drops to below 1100 those still long feel like taking a power drill to their temple for taking on so much headline risk.

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