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Oil Reacts To Vicious 9 Million Barrel Build Rumor

I don’t know if oil inventory really built up by 9 million barrels, but it’s crazy if true. It goes without saying that the oil patch desperately needs a JP Morgan figure to emerge and start declaring losers – buying them out – and fast.

The oil spigots need to be turned off to appease the caprices of the markets. Players will not stop bleeding the oil space to death until they are given blood offering. You’d think Cain’s suffering would more than qualify, but it does not. Someone needs to lock these losses in and make their way to an early retirement; the Market Gods demand it.

In all reality, this 9 million number crawled out of the American Petroleum Institute, an organization that’s sole purpose in this world is to advance interests of oil and gas companies. The conspiracy theorist in me is saying that this is a bullshit hyperbolic number that’s been crafted just so the oil patch can easily crawl over it and surprise the Street.

Fine, I call. Let’s see if you can actually send my portfolio any lower, you dogs. I dare you to try.

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4 comments

  1. djmarcus

    Hey Cain – don’t let this disturb you too much… it’s expected… especially if your looking 12 months out or so… check out Plains’ forecast, page 16 of the link below… http://b2icontent.irpass.cc/789%2F162925.pdf?AWSAccessKeyId=1Y51NDPSZK99KT3F8VG2&Expires=1444927992&Signature=OsitmHgh657VkTJkkHiyS0mQGac%3D

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  2. gorby

    Lucky for us the market often identifies bullshit numbers .

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Nope not bullshit.

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