Holy shit, what did I almost miss!?

At work today, the entirety of my desk is in crisis management mode as some client (not even mine) has managed to transform my life into the epitome of hell – I haven’t worked this hard on any of MY projects in almost two months.

How horrible would it have been, had I missed the greatest announcement ever made.

Ben Bernanke saying he’s going to purchase mortgages until the labor market improves is not much different than me saying I’m going to punch a guy with a lisp in the mouth until he starts speaking the Queen’s English.

But, why should I care? I have silver up the ass, and am all long with only a 25% cash position.

That cash will be put to work shortly.

Until my next move I can add only – we rally until Christmas.