While some take exception to the United States leveraging its GDP by 25% on asshole bailouts, most of you are gleefully skiing up slope to stock market utopia.
Remember back in the old days of three weeks ago, when the world was about to bust open and all banks were considered “retard boxes”? Those were the days; and how do I miss them.
Good Scott, in a matter of three weeks, everything has changed. Majestically, the economy has healed, led by robust phantom earnings at the banks and the prospects of hyper inflation. Indeed, we are building ourselves a fine foundation for sustainable growth. All praise and respect goes out to President Obama for constructing such a divine plan.
Now, we’ve been at this point, amidst the numerous bear market rallies of 2008, and you know what to do: take profits.
Listen to me now, thank me later: take profits.
I am not saying to load up on FAZ to SRS or one of my special “fuck you, you’re dead” REIT short ideas of decadence and debauchery.The prudent investor will size this rally up, give it a quick glance over, and sell it 10 ways till Sunday.
The time for rainbow colored hair and shrimp cocktail fights are over. You need to plan for the end of the world. As sure as I am sitting here, it is going to explode into small pieces and crash into the sun.
Trade accordingly.
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