Pardon me, I do not mean to rain on your gay parade. I come with a message in hand, it reads:
Comments »Dearest Retail Investor,
Don’t pay attention to what the blogs say about us; we love you. To prove our love, we will give you what you desire more than anything else: more stocks and bonds. The market has been so difficult and “trying” these last two years; we felt it was our duty to reward the retail investor (you) via large/behemoth secondary and bond offerings. Some might say “companies are flat-out, stone cold, fucking bankrupt. Fuck your secondaries.” However, those miscreants are all liars and thieves, originated by jealous socialists or communists— who want to take your guns away and declare the Bible “fiction.”
In closing, we want to make you happy. Call your local broker and tell him you are interested in some
dilutiveconstructive secondary offerings. In the coming months, we will be “gifting” you with so much supply, you will feel like a little girl in a barbie doll store.Let’s rebuild America, one offering at a time.
Sincerely yours in earnest,
Wall Street