While the lot of you no comments having bloggers were asleep like babies counting sheep, Le Fly was out in the night, armed with a crowbar, busting into your blogs to rewrite your fucking titles. I’m sure you all went to great lengths to create those idiotic titles, lamenting over the SEO and Twitter appeal that they’d have on the masses. I’m straight up Jiggly-puffing your web blogs, while you snore.
Zerohedge: Trump, the 2nd Amendment, and the Catamite Media
Daily Reckoning: Gold Will Replace Life Itself! (sourced from a super-duper secret ‘Goldfinger’ fellow in Switzerland)
Ritholtz: Donald Trump is a Lying, Tax Evading, Motherfucker
Reformed Broker: Zika Scares Me, But Not As Much as Fake Zombie Movies
Calculated Risk: Reminiscing Over a Glass of Scotch of the Good Olde Days When People Lost Their Jobs
Mish Talks: Negative Interest Rates Is the Stupidest Shit Ever
Krugman: Pining For the Catastrophe Days of 2011…Because I’m Rich
Naked Capitalism: Economists Don’t Understand Negative Interest Rates Because They’re Delusional Baboons
Financial Sense: Have a BEEYR (burp) With a Girl Named TINA–STOCKS TO THE FUCKING MOON!!!
Wolf Street: Twitter is the First Domino to Fall In What Will Be Described As the Greatest Fucking San FranSicko Office Collapse
Abnormal Returns: Fred Wilson Likes to Create Bubbles
Howard Lindzon: The Market is So Bullish, I’m Buying Marijuana Stocks
Business Insider: #TEAMHILLARY is Collecting Donations from Disaffected Globalist GOPers Who Trump Wouldn’t Piss On, if Lit Aflame
Dealbreaker: Louis Bacon Battles it Out with His Gay Neighbor and is Then Privacy Raped By Members of the Parliament of Bahamas
Marketwatch: Oil Prices are Fucking Doomed, According to Some Guy We Interviewed
Tech Crunch: Facebook Just Cut Snapchat’s Dick Off
Venturebeat: New Nerdy Shit Out of the Pokemon Go Universe, UPDATES ABOUND!!!
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