I have these amazing market timing tools that I created in Exodus, which have proven to be right upwards of 80% of the time since 2008 and I haven’t been able to use them since June. The whole point of me ceasing to invest in individual stocks in favor of bigger macro trades, fueled by Exodus, was to enjoy a better quality of life, while showcasing the software.
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But instead of that happening, the Gods have cursed me with this fucker of a market that refuses to trade down for more than 2 days. It has me to the point of madness, bored of the market, bored of finance, bored, bored, bored. I just wish we’d blow up already. Get it over with, so that I can buy. I wasn’t born to sit around and watch assholes make all the money. I’m certainly not going to buy now, ahead of what should be a market drop for the ages.
Most of you will be reduced to ash. I will use the embers from your charred heart to roast marshmallows in the coming apocalypse. I’ve taken liberties to short stocks again — something I haven’t done since 2008. All “The Fly” wants is to see sharply lower stock prices, the world in chaos, and the balance of all of the people on Twitter to zero out their brokerage accounts.
Is that too much to ask?
Also, once Hillary gets in, I’d like to see mysognosts and xenophobes swing from the gibbet. The Clinton’s are gonna kill so many fuckers after this election. It’s gonna be great.
GDP just came in at 2.9% v 2.5%. Let the good times roll, fuckers.
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