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A Ridiculous Wolf Blitzer Desperately Defends Hillary Clinton in Interview with Former Mayor Guiliani

If, for some odd reason, you needed proof of overt CNN bias — for the benefit of H. Clinton — look no further than this absolutely ridiculous interview with former Mayor Guiliani. Over and over again, the moron Wolf defended Hillary and played down her email fuckery against a well prepared and persistent Rudy Giuliani.

What sort of shit is this?

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A GIANT FLY LANDS ON HILLARY’S FACE IN IOWA

That’s because she’s full of shit.

If you recall, another giant fly landed on her face during the debates. She didn’t even try to wisk it away. Who does that?

Here she is in Iowa, knitting a nice ball of yarn for all of her co conspirators who must like criminals and people who lie, cheat and steal.

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Clinton Emails Discovered While Investigating Pervert Anthony Weiner

Well, he is married to Clinton’s alleged lesbian lover, Huma Abedin.

It just goes to show you that the arrogance of Hillary Clinton and her insistence to keep Huma at the head of her staff — in spite of the fact that her mother is a fervent supporter of sharia law and wrote a fucking book about it, widely viewed as anti-woman. Her late Father was also hugely pro-sharia and critic of motherfucking Thomas Jefferson. What sort of candidate for President of the United States keeps Huma Abedin at the top of her staff, even after learning that she was the editor of a pro-radical Islamic magazine that blamed America for 9/11?

Cooked Hillary.

Source: NYT

Federal law enforcement officials said Friday that the new emails uncovered in the closed investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server were discovered after the F.B.I. seized electronic devices belonging to Huma Abedin, a top aide to Mrs. Clinton, and her husband, Anthony Weiner.

The F.B.I. is investigating illicit text messages that Mr. Weiner sent to a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina. The bureau told Congress on Friday that it had uncovered new emails related to the Clinton case — one federal official said they numbered in the thousands — potentially reigniting an issue that has weighed on the presidential campaign and offering a lifeline to Donald J. Trump less than two weeks before the election.

In a letter to Congress, the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, said that emails had surfaced in an unrelated case, and that they “appear to be pertinent to the investigation.”

Mr. Comey said the F.B.I. was taking steps to “determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation.” He said he did not know how long it would take to review the emails, or whether the new information was significant.

The incompetence is mind-boggling.

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Shill Alert: CNBC’s John Harwood is Working Feverishly on Twitter to Support Clinton

John Podesta’s waterboy and CNBC’s Clinton propagandist is working overtime to spread his brand of fuckery on Twitter — through his comments and his god damned stupid retweets. Let’s report on it, shall we?

John starts off with this statement.

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Then he went into repair mode to protect his Queen and her feudalistic designs for America.

Nothing to see here. The election has already been won.

Harwood reteeted this.

Minimize the importance of this.

He then retweets this. Comey is out to get Clinton now. I suppose in the 30 mins that passed since he called him a ‘principled man’, something had drastically changed and now he’s a fucker.

More minimization of the news.

He retweeted this.

Another RT

And another.

You get the picture.

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NBC: Clinton Email Investigation Reopened After Discovery of New Emails on a ‘Device’ During an Unrelated Investigation

Talk about a bad break for the Crooked Hillary. Truth be told, there have been widespread rumors that many in the FBI were pissed the fuck off that Comey didn’t press charges and was in fact working behind the scenes to subvert her. NBC is reporting that the discovery of emails from a ‘device’, in an unrelated investigation, prompted the FBI to reopen the case.

I don’t buy this for a second.

For whatever reason, Comey is out for blood now.

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MARKETS CAREEN LOWER AFTER FBI REOPENS CLINTON EMAIL INVESTIGATION; MEXICAN PESO PLUMMETS

I did warn you that the peso had formed a ‘taco formation‘ and was about to break lower again, didn’t I? After news broke that FBI Director, James Comey had reopened the Hillary Clinton email investigation, both stocks and the Mexican peso plummeted in very heavy trading.

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A Clinton win has been viewed as very bullish for Wall Street, as it meant status quo. Markets do not like uncertainty and a Trump presidency would be filled with a lot of that. Also, a Trump win would likely mean American policy would pivot towards protecting American jobs and not permitting companies to pick up and move to Mexico in order to take advantage of lower wages. Any time Trump gained momentum, the Mexican peso plummeted.

The dollar is crushing the peso in aggressive trading right now, as markets try to price in a potential Trump ascension.

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OCTOBER SURPRISE: The FBI Announces it’s Reopening the Hillary Clinton Email Investigation

Hillary Clinton is completely fucked now. With just 11 days left until the election, FBI Director, James Comey, has caved into public pressure, especially after the Wikileaks emails showed an abhorrent display of inexcusable corruption in the Clinton campaign, and is reopening the email investigation into Hillary R. Clinton.

From a public relations standpoint, this is equal to being atomic bombed after a delightful morning cup of Joe. Everything appeared to be great, up until the point when it looked like you might be going to jail.

DEVELOPING…

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Market Apathy Reigns, Investors Pile Into Variety Bazaar Styled Retailers

Just about half of stocks traded are down today — painting a vivid picture of investor apathy of the first magnitude. All of the shit being foretold by those wishing for Dow 30,000 are on pause for now. My best guess, markets remain in flux until after the elections. After the elections, no matter the outcome, I expect a very sharp sell off and then a bounce and rally into the year end. Should the Fed be stupid enough to hike rates, you will get your bear market in fairly short order.

Today’s market standouts are in the carinvale like variety store, filled with fucking midget misfits who shoot themselves out from cannons and employ clowns to pester and stalk customers around their stores, hoping to execute a sale.

PSMT +6%
FRED +2%
BIG +1.6%
DLTR +1.6%

Other than that, ‘general entertainment’ stocks are higher thanks to RCL and footwear stocks — most likely due to people buying comfortable sneakers so they could run far away from this asshole of a market.

Gold is struggling again today. The whole kit and kaboodle is tied into the Fed hiking rates. Oh, I hope they do. I don’t mind getting my brains shot out from my thick skull in gold, if it meant the overall market would crack asunder and perish in the fires of vengeance.

That being said, I hope you’re having a great fucking day.

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Wake Me Up When Something Big Happens

I have these amazing market timing tools that I created in Exodus, which have proven to be right upwards of 80% of the time since 2008 and I haven’t been able to use them since June. The whole point of me ceasing to invest in individual stocks in favor of bigger macro trades, fueled by Exodus, was to enjoy a better quality of life, while showcasing the software.

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But instead of that happening, the Gods have cursed me with this fucker of a market that refuses to trade down for more than 2 days. It has me to the point of madness, bored of the market, bored of finance, bored, bored, bored. I just wish we’d blow up already. Get it over with, so that I can buy. I wasn’t born to sit around and watch assholes make all the money. I’m certainly not going to buy now, ahead of what should be a market drop for the ages.

Most of you will be reduced to ash. I will use the embers from your charred heart to roast marshmallows in the coming apocalypse. I’ve taken liberties to short stocks again — something I haven’t done since 2008. All “The Fly” wants is to see sharply lower stock prices, the world in chaos, and the balance of all of the people on Twitter to zero out their brokerage accounts.

Is that too much to ask?

Also, once Hillary gets in, I’d like to see mysognosts and xenophobes swing from the gibbet. The Clinton’s are gonna kill so many fuckers after this election. It’s gonna be great.

GDP just came in at 2.9% v 2.5%. Let the good times roll, fuckers.

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