Look Whose Blog is on Fucking Fire

Many of you weak kneed bloggers out there have the slightest idea how to build traffic, organically. You scurry around, link whoring like fucking imbeciles, praying for someone, anyone, to listen to your bullshit. When, in fact, the very notion of listening to pathetic link whoring bastards is quite sickening to most people, with intelligence quotients north of 99.

If you want to swing your balls from high stools, with regards to this blogging game, I recommend not giving a fuck about readers, content or even logic. Just throw shit on a page and call it “art.”

Tell the world you are a fucking space invader, with serious and purposeful intentions of sucking the gray matter right out of their stupid skulls. Believe you me, that’s a blog even “The Fly” would read.

With regards to other bloggers:

You guys all suck. Just pack it in and go play with your fucking blackberries.

As for me:

I got shit to do right about now, following an arduous weekend of busting out unions and making sure my NFL team improved to an unbelievable 8-0.

The wins come in bunches, if I may be so bold.

Another win for Senor Tropicana.

It’s almost ready.

I need to scurry along and prepare for my egregious Halloween festivities. As you know, “The Fly” is all about scary little kids in Santa Claus costumes.

In closing, I did nothing today. I am keeping my BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] for the inevitable end of the idiot union strike at The Boeing Company [[BA]] , hopefully this weekend. Also, I am keeping my entire National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] position intact, based upon its erroneous valuation.

I nibbled at lightly traded American Vanguard Corp. [[AVD]] , based upon PPT ratings. At the present, it is ranked higher than The Mosaic Company [[MOS]] and all other ag plays.

I am closing out October at all time highs, up more than 63% year to date, much to your chagrin. LIBOR is coming down. Sentiment is improving. And, finally, the bears are getting exactly what they deserve: a sharp blade to their string bean necks.

NOTE: [[TBT]] has been goose stepping higher, probably the safest trade for the next 5 years.

I bought 8,500 American Vanguard Corp. [[AVD]] @ $14.60.

Disclaimer: If you buy AVD because of this post, the neighbor kids will throw eggs at your bullshit car. And, you may lose money.

Hey bears, I’m gonna cut your heads off.

-Mike Myers

Hey kids. Along with some free government candy corns, how about buying some bank stocks? We can take your 401k’s if you don’t listen or cause you to be paralyzed from the neck down. Play nice and buy some banks, or we will kill you.

Hank Paulson, U.S. Bailout Chief, Goldman Sachs

I don’t have time for this investing shit today. As you know, it’s Halloween. “The Fly” has all sorts of trick or treating to do with his kids. Then, he has all sorts of tricks in store for the neighborhood kids, via his elaborately decorated haunted house.

The kids eat it up.

As you can see, we have a real time scarefest taking place in the market today, for the bears—that is. Those fuckers are trapped inside a worst case scenario financial haunted house, where they are forced to renege on their Dodge Viper payments, the preferred car of all short sellers, by the way. I don’t know when the rally will end (Thanksgiving); however, I will tell you, the inverse etf world is getting rocked.

[[EEV]] , [[FXP]] and [[SKF]] have suffered mightily the last few days. Maybe, just maybe, they are due to bounce.

Just saying.

But, most likely, with my money, I will hold cash (50%) and wait for my BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] win to materialize.

is on CNBC right now.

Developing…

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