I started finance blogging back in 2006, at FlyonWallStreet, where I earned the name “The Fly.” Back then, I had a lot of shit to say, particularly with four letter words. There weren’t any finance bloggers who talked like me back then because bloggers were pussies. In the real world, people who manage money have disgusting, filthy, mouths, cussing at old ladies in wheeled chairs and spitting at the homeless. But somehow, someway, when these charlatans made it online, their salesmen hats went on and they became very prim and proper, coming across as bland, rigid, checkered pants republicans (no Savage).
I revolutionized this blog game, spawning off dozens of copy cats and countless others who mimic me on Twitter.
The reason for the redesign.
The previous web design was beautiful. I loved the black, glassy, look, with background images to match. I liked the format, but quickly despised it for a specific reason. My crew, the elite tabbed blogger apparatus, the all-star squad of staff writers, drowned under the volume of the purblind. Since it was sorted by chronological order, more than ninety percent of the content published under the old design was indeud penned by gorillas with half eaten bananas on their desks, and NOT my staff writers.
At the annual iBC dinner, their discontent was aired and I have responded in kind.
Effective immediately, we are now in the year 2006 and you are enjoying the new design, whether you like it or not. Although you never imagined that orange was for you, it is now your favorite color–next to white and wheat. I am sensitive to no one and will not bend, with regards to living in the past. Back then, things were simpler. Twitter wasn’t even around and Facebook was having its dick cut off by Myspace.
However, if the white is too harsh on your old man eyes, I can have VINCENZO ILLUMINATI (world famous IT specialist) tone it down a little.
As an aside, I am up more than 2% this morning, led by fantastic gains in CTRP, DMND and EXK.
Old school.
NOTE: If you were too lazy to click on the link above, this is what the old site looked like. Odd, no? VIZ.
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