Cryptos Will Leg Up Again, Soon

Rest assured, the recent surge in $BTC is just the tip of the iceberg, a teaser if you will. The initial shakeout was classic, followed by, but not limited to, texts from distant cousins asking about $SHIB and the specter of it going “to the moon.” In the larger scheme of things, the volume memory of $BTC and other major cryptos have all but vanished and all there is from here is air. It might sound befuddling to novices, such as yourselves — but $BTC is, in fact, just getting started.

Peering into the future across a war torn ruined landscape, Bitcoin at $1,000,000 per coin and dollars worthless except for the tinder they provide as fuel to start BBQ’s — you will rue the day I made fun of you for not owning it — instead relegated to an ignominious death amidst caitiffs and swindlers.

I tell you this now, not to make you feel bad or to boast about my success — but with a charitable Christian heart to help those living in the dark, cavernous dwellings replete with porn, GMOs, and bad coffee.

Free yourselves from the shackles of the Federal Reserve and cease cuckholding yourselves to evil. BEHOLD the global movement out of fiat currencies into Bitcoin — envelope yourselves as a maximalist and work hard and be industrious with a goal to destroy your enemies.