Made it All Back and Much More

SIRS —

I eagerly report to you that on this morning I’ve concluded my transactions at the stock exchange and have liquidated all of my trading positions, save $ACHR, for a net profit of 1.5%. Whilst missing yesterday’s rally was somewhat somber, I’ve managed to make back all of my losses plus an additional 70bps for my troubles.

I shall re-enter the market this afternoon to increase my returns and will let you know exactly how well I did, so that you might live vicariously through my achievements.

Fly