Friendly Reminder: Resistance is Futile

Remember when shares of $BUD suffered following going FULL TRANSGENDERED for their retarded sports fanatic trash fanbase? I’d first like to elucidate the erudite class of drinker who frequents bars or super markets and buys Budweiser. It isn’t the “King of Beers” and never has been. Budweiser has been marketed to, almost exclusively, trashy animal-like people for decades. The fact they tossed some trans person onto their platform to speak to them is hilarious and really telling at how tone deaf large corporations are, similar to Disney marketing to children and also LGBTQ at the same time and expecting parents to sop it up.

But this blog post isn’t about making you feeeeeeel better about boycotting Budweiser, but much worse. I’d like to show you the chart of $BUD the past 6 months and remind you that the stock is UP nearly 8% for 2023.

Your boycotts stand and do nothing. Over the past 3 months, shares of $BUD have outclassed all other brewers, +20%, whilst shares of $SAM plunged 9% — because no one gives a fuck about plucky craft beers and companies that “do the right thing” by their customers.

I’d also like to inform you that shares of $SBUX, $NKE, $TGT and $DIS are likely to soar in 2024 — because fuck you. These are global companies that no longer requite the patronage of America and they server a greater master.

Why the blackpill?

Because many of you are tricked and fooled into believing tweets and videos and discussions about billion dollar corporations will move the needle enough to make a difference. These corporations would serve you and your interests providing you had power — but you don’t — which is why it’s important to never compromise on your values and to place your energy and money into a broader societal change, rather than micro-focusing on corporations who are soulless and cannot be reformed.