It will chagrin a great many of you to learn that I have achieved success today, in the face of unspeakable horrors in the markets. We had a lift in the morning and soon plunged lower — as oil shot to the moon based off war and rumors of war.
I had a very large hedge in TZA and I kept said hedge, but sold my stocks — making me a bear once again. My gains stand at a comfortable 77bps, with even greater returns in my Quant +115bps, thanks to its heavy allocation in oils.
I told you I’d win, no matter the case. Now, I only have TZA at 10% of my portfolio and nothing else, watching the market clumsily top over and heave into the earth — taking all of the sinners down with it. In the end, people get what they deserve. Natural order will sort it out and after it’s all said and done — a new age of prosperity and legality will reign the earth for 3 generations — and then we will once again plunge into chaos — maiming and killing one another in the name of honor, glory, and duty.
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