IMAGINE NOT OWNING BITCOIN, BELIEVING IN FLYING TAXIS, OR NOT HAVING AN AI APP ON YOUR PHONE

SIRS (this is a gentleman’s blog, women should see their way out unless chaperoned by their husbands)

I made 41bps today in very listless uninspired trading. I kept busy with other things today and it’s important for you to understand that I am not a trading ape. You can’t just wind me up, send me out, and say “go trade for me”. Go fuck yourself.

I traded at my leisure, sold many good winners too early, and positioned towards the end of the day with an ALL LONG bias with emphasis on crypto miners and some biotech.

Today on Twitter Elon Musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a literal dick measuring contest. Now I really like Elon for what he’s done for Twitter, getting rid of the woke FUCKSTERS. But this saga with Zuck regarding cage fights and now cock contests is entirely dysgenic. This is the movie Idiocracy playing out in real time.

On Friday I warned the world the market might’ve topped. It did not. I am now revising my doom cast until the next big down day — which I will predictably come on here and remind you of all the horrible things happening and posit the idea that stocks could fall a great deal.

This is what I have to tell you now.

You’d be a FOOL to not own JOBY, ACHR, HOOD, BTC and AI stocks. I tell this to you now because it is my book and when it pertains to my book — I’d like it to do well. My book does very well when I buy it first and then other people follow in later and then I get to sell my book and boast about my gains.

Good day.