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FUTURES SOAR AFTER ANOTHER NIGHT OF MAYHEM IN AMERICA

I am a foremost expert in all things pertaining to riot. I can comfortably say, there isn’t a single person in this country who has researched these riots and all of its depravity more than me. I entreat you to view my Twitter page for details of the videos I’ve catalogued.

So you know, I’ve been up all night transfixed by them, intermittently entertained with other things — but mainly doing the riots. I know every street in every major city in America. I know what gangs hate one another and who is beating the shit out of one another on an hourly scale. It’s easy to ignore these events if you live in a nice little enclave away from the urban centers — but you’d be a fool to do that.

Now what I am about to say is incendiary and probably wrong, especially since I was wrong about selling stocks at the bottom due to COVID-19. I simply did not think the Fed would jerk us off so quickly. At any rate, by my best math — this country will be completely collapsed inside of 2 years — to the point of ferral creatures FORCED to raid your homes for food and supplies. See what’s happening now? Well, what do you think will happen when the supply chain breaks and food isn’t delivered? They will starve and resort to RAIDING homes, which is why you need to grip up immediately and prepare to shoot people into their skulls for attempting to take your mashed potatoes.

Because of this and other unsavory developments in America, it’s probably best you move out of the country all together. Perhaps I’m just being a reactionary fucktard. I hope this is just a fever dream and I didn’t bear witness to cops getting run over by cars and smashed with garbage cans last night and I can wake up to a country that is defined by dignity and order.

Alas, I’d like to offer a piece of advice — do not be the hero. It is not your job to defend your city. This is a popular uprising, like it or not, supported by all of your favorite celebrities and media personnel. No one is bashing the wanton criminality out of fear — just like in all previous revolutions since the beginning of time. But I will say it — FUCK THOSE PEOPLE ripping the streets apart. Nevertheless, it is the job of law enforcement and the government to ensure the safety of its citizens. If they cannot do that, it is a failed state. Failed states do not deserve credit ratings.

For now, futures are sharply higher, +150 Dow — because all of the inventory has been cleared — sneakers flying off the shelves — a real fucking barn burner out there.

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32 comments

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Rough week. But you’re probably too tired to call the end of America. Sleep it off we’ll survive.

    At some point soon, the middle that’s been propping up the mayors and governors letting this shit go down is going to boil over on them. I don’t get why cops are even bothering listening to a De Blasio or Frey anymore. Stop getting run over by cars like you enjoy it. Let the rioters make their way to the suburbs.

    Then suburbia will boil over and demand military and live rounds.

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    • Dr. Fly

      That’s called COPING Cain and it’s unhealthy and borderline delusional.

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      • cheesefries

        What happened to the virus? Have Democrats decided to give up on the mandatory lockdowns?

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        • awanka

          COVID-19 has been cancelled. Please buy some guns and 5.56 ammo for the next phase.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler
        Mr. Cain Thaler

        (Chuckle) maybe I am coping or maybe there’s one rule for politics and it’s don’t ever disrupt people’s lives so bad that they notice.

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    • tha pirate

      I am TIRED of hearing ‘we need to have a conversation..” “America is evil” etc etc… STFU. We HAD the conversation. America already had a 1960’s and an 1860’s. When does this mess end? Bring the killers of Floyd to justice (BTW, he was killed in a city run by a black police chief, a liberal leftist mayor, and a ‘beauty’ of an Attorney General for Minnesota). Trump is NOT good at speeches, and his optics are poor, but his HEART is definitely in the right place. Anyone accusing him of ‘racism’ is full of it. Being conservative does not make you a uncle Tom or a racist. I am SICK of the virtue signalling by the leftist whites. It demeans black folk who are ALSO tired of this sh-t. This stopped being about George and the scum who killed him the SECOND they started looting.

      Make no mistake, the leftist run fake news media was just WAITING for something like this so they could once again ‘blame Trump- and now they are in ecstasy; Russia hoax failed, Ukraine hoax failed, Corona blame failed, impeachment failed… Now they would LITERALLY RATHER SET AMERICA ABLAZE then see the loss in November elections which they deserve.THEY are the ones stirring this up and IMO, the fake news and the leftist run scumbag organizations (ANTIFA etc) are the #1 instigator for this mess.

      This will END when the US military is deployed with DRACONIAN latitude to restore ORDER and the far leftists, communists and anarchy leaders who are inciting this insanity are rounded up by the feds, because we KNOW that there are some far left local leaders & the certainly media do NOT want it to stop.

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      • purdy

        The media have also ignored the fact that this was not some semi-random black guy profiled by a racist cop – He was the cop’s co-worker …apparently they worked together as bouncers at a club FOR YEARS.

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        • tha pirate

          Purdy – yeah, that doesn’t fit the fake news narrative so they leave that part out. Police brutality is not ALWAYS based on skin color – but don’t tell that to the virtue signaling media & leftists. There is a LOT of evidence to suggest this was a personal beef between men who knew each other, I guess that’s just not that sexy for the leftists who want to blame all of America for the actions of some individuals. The violence used on Floyd is ASSumed to be racially motivated – so does that mean the media will apologize for stirring up a racism war by accident if it turns out this was all WRONG?!? Don’t hold your breath

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          • narcist

            No, the reality is the whites (including the liberals) have never taken sufficient responsibility to correct the social wrongs. That’s how we got to this status quo. You can continue to think and say the same things, but there will be fewer and fewer people who agree with you.

            The long-term fix is in the demos. And it won’t take another 25 years. It’s more like 10, give or take a couple years.

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          • Mr. Cain Thaler
            Mr. Cain Thaler

            Oh look it’s the laziest thesis ever. By 2045 whites will be minorities.

            Who’s white? My mother was considered non-white as recently as the 1980s. She’s half Italian.

            We have no idea what demographics concepts will even exist in 25 years much less if any of these projections will pan out. They assume steady immigration, speculative growth rates and all kinds of other odd bits to make a pyre of a case that commited activists then faithfully burn themselves on.

            Democrats last used this logic 10 years ago to sweep their entire party out of power.

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          • narcist

            10 years ago the whites were less Republican and the non-whites were less Democratic:

            https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/07/us/elections/house-exit-polls-analysis.html

            The biggest reason I want Trump to stick around is for him to continue to the the growing demos off while clinging onto the ever-shrinking demos (i.e., old white men and old white women).

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  2. yossarian

    One of your best.

    Get a .50 cal. They’re the most efficient.

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    • donnie wads

      Other than the buck a round cost… You can deter a guy with a 22 and get a bucket of bullets for less than a C-note.

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  3. overseas investor
    overseas investor

    It’s gonna get uglier … we are insulated except that little issue in Rehoboth last night… close the Bay Bridges and that will keep the heathens away for now… If Stupid Joe wins though it is time to go…
    On the exit note… I still have multiple properties in Central America to hole up at… likeminded people are welcome to join or buy…

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler
      Mr. Cain Thaler

      (Laughter) we’ve hit the point where Americans are contemplating fleeing to Central America to escape violence…

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      • peaches

        called it 4 years ago.

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        • tha pirate

          -Or do you mean you had HOPED for it for 4 years? Are you actually HAPPY about this? Wake up fellow American, we ARE all one nation; this is bad for everyone and needs to stop.

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  4. juice

    https://theyflyblog.com/2018/01/05/new-prophecies-and-predictions-from-billy-meier/
    October 20, 2017 Visions and probabilty-calculations from Billy Meier

    All over the world there are already very complicated changes taking place, and these will broaden in the future in their scope, which is governmental, political, capitalistic, military, economic and civil, brought about by the power-plays of incompetent people, who, through their wrong decisions, incompetent economics, claims to power in other countries, oppression of the liberty and peace in many respects in their own states, etc., have provoked cause for revolt.

    All over the world, there will be serious attacks on police-organizations committed by anarchistic groups from the populations, which will cost human lives, along with a rise in acts of vandalism and destruction of government property, which ultimately may even lead to military operations against these groups, when the security-organizations can no longer handle them.

    Alongside the USA and Russia, China now also makes a name for itself in global geopolitics, and thus abandons its traditional position as a passive observer, which it has practised since the Korean War, thus becoming a confident superpower and world power and a blooming new Chinese nation with an impressively growing economy, so that the socialist People’s Republic of China no longer makes any bones about its ambitions as a leading power and superpower, and in every respect shall also militarily arm and equip itself to a large extent.

    All over the world, various states will ever more fall into civil unrest, because civil and separatistic disturbances shall arise in them, which lead to severe domestic and economic revolts, riots as well as violence and uproar.

    The popular media of all kinds will also degenerate ever more into a populistic instrument of power, through whose intrigues and plots the populations will be populistically influenced and manipulated, such that, as the fault of the media and their power, false information that serves their shady interests shall be propagated and mislead the people.

    Populistically made-up and manipulated conspiracy-theories and mendacious reports will be produced ever more frequently and mislead the populaces of all countries and make them into believers of all those who make a huge profit with these conspiracy-lies and exploit the people and control them thereby.

    The USA and the rulers of the USA shall be imperiled in the future in many ways, which arise from both governmental and non-governmental anti-government and anti-state actors, as well as from large parts of the United States population, so that the US population breaks up into different population-groups, the basic causes of which are already present, so that the USA is already separatized into various groups at the present time.

    Natural resources will become such rare commodities that states will provoke and wage unbridled wars in order to obtain or keep them, so that as an egregious example certain super-powerful nuclear powers will unscrupulously make use of their deadly weapons.

    The prosperity of all humankind will be threatened – as already now, however in the future the threat will be terminal – through the authoritarian tendencies of the elites among the ruling classes, politicians, populists and capitalists, so that inevitably also signs of social collapse shall show themselves as a consequence.

    The unremitting growth of the population and the whole mess of economically mismanaging systems of all kinds, and in all sectors, will globally drive up the number of unemployed and reach forms that will provoke enormous problems, like never before has been the case during previous times of mass unemployment.

    and on and on

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  5. peaches

    this is the coolest shit i have ever seen without taking drugs.

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  6. awanka

    Look at all these boarded up storefronts. How can anyone not be bullish? Has there ever been a time in America when so many were gripped by fear and anxiety, and staring at a bleak future? This is the stuff of revolutions.

    This pig hopes this is just the negative sentiment bottom, and a month from now this all seems like a bad dream.

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  7. tha pirate

    Iran, China and Russia LOVE this shit. They WANT to see America tear itself apart. It’s time for America to UNITE and stop this insanity.

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    • cheesefries

      Democrats are desperately trying to cling to power

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      • narcist

        There are fewer and fewer marginal House seats that will swing back to Republican in the foreseeable future due to changing demos.

        Senate will be stuck with the status quo longer. But not much longer. The GOP are set to lose 2 Georgia seats given its lack of any minority appeal–while the state gets blacker and browner everyday.

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    • narcist

      Good. Show some sincerity on the uniting.

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  8. cheesefries

    This is what a Civil War between Democrats and Republicans looks like

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  9. cheesefries

    Antifa is the military of the Democratic party

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    • narcist

      Good lord. Absolutely can’t rely on a few woke teenagers who never moved out of their parents.

      Rather bring back the BPP.

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  10. purdy

    Biotech wants lower.

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  11. heckler

    I wake up every morning and dive straight into the virtual reality mob hive mind burn it down shit show long and strong. Fuck 12

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