I am a foremost expert in all things pertaining to riot. I can comfortably say, there isn’t a single person in this country who has researched these riots and all of its depravity more than me. I entreat you to view my Twitter page for details of the videos I’ve catalogued.
So you know, I’ve been up all night transfixed by them, intermittently entertained with other things — but mainly doing the riots. I know every street in every major city in America. I know what gangs hate one another and who is beating the shit out of one another on an hourly scale. It’s easy to ignore these events if you live in a nice little enclave away from the urban centers — but you’d be a fool to do that.
Now what I am about to say is incendiary and probably wrong, especially since I was wrong about selling stocks at the bottom due to COVID-19. I simply did not think the Fed would jerk us off so quickly. At any rate, by my best math — this country will be completely collapsed inside of 2 years — to the point of ferral creatures FORCED to raid your homes for food and supplies. See what’s happening now? Well, what do you think will happen when the supply chain breaks and food isn’t delivered? They will starve and resort to RAIDING homes, which is why you need to grip up immediately and prepare to shoot people into their skulls for attempting to take your mashed potatoes.
Because of this and other unsavory developments in America, it’s probably best you move out of the country all together. Perhaps I’m just being a reactionary fucktard. I hope this is just a fever dream and I didn’t bear witness to cops getting run over by cars and smashed with garbage cans last night and I can wake up to a country that is defined by dignity and order.
Alas, I’d like to offer a piece of advice — do not be the hero. It is not your job to defend your city. This is a popular uprising, like it or not, supported by all of your favorite celebrities and media personnel. No one is bashing the wanton criminality out of fear — just like in all previous revolutions since the beginning of time. But I will say it — FUCK THOSE PEOPLE ripping the streets apart. Nevertheless, it is the job of law enforcement and the government to ensure the safety of its citizens. If they cannot do that, it is a failed state. Failed states do not deserve credit ratings.
For now, futures are sharply higher, +150 Dow — because all of the inventory has been cleared — sneakers flying off the shelves — a real fucking barn burner out there.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter