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MORE FUCKING LUNACY FROM HILLARY CLINTON’S CONSPIRATORIAL DESK: TRUMP-RUSSIA, TRUMP-RUSSIA, TRUMP-RUSSIA

Let’s be clear, Russia has nuclear warheads attached to missiles that travel mach 20. They can incinerate your bullshit city in 15 minutes flat. Both Clinton and Obama, led by Kerry, have saber rattled Russia for about a year —  in order to distract Americans from the fact that she’s a god damned criminal.

Asking for a Syrian ‘no fly zone’ is tantamount to declaring World War 3, without equivocation.

Here she is asking for one.

Look at these neocon fuckheads in Congress asking General Dunford about enforcing a no fly zone.

Look at this fucking lunacy.

Here’s Putin discussing the bullshit coming out of the American neocon establishment, telling the press ‘it’s not funny anymore.’

And here she is today, the bumbling criminal herself, attempting to distract people with Trump is a KGB plant rhetoric after the FBI reopened the email investigation against her — which is actually a very big deal.

She literally went on an hour long rant about Trump having ties to Putin, on Twitter no less.

Here is the former CIA Director calling Clinton’s theories of the conspiratorial varietal. Utter horseshit.

And lastly, here’s the unoffical press arm for the DNC, the NYT, saying officials believe there’s no link between Russia and Russia.

Law enforcement officials say that none of the investigations so far have found any link between Mr. Trump and the Russian government. And even the hacking into Democratic emails, F.B.I. and intelligence officials now believe, was aimed at disrupting the presidential election rather than electing Mr. Trump.

Hillary Clinton’s supporters, angry over what they regard as a lack of scrutiny of Mr. Trump by law enforcement officials, pushed for these investigations. In recent days they have also demanded that James B. Comey, the director of the F.B.I., discuss them publicly, as he did last week when he announced that a new batch of emails possibly connected to Mrs. Clinton had been discovered.

Again, this is RETARD LEVEL propaganda. No one with an IQ of 90 believes this shit. It just goes to show you how disconnected from reality these crazy people are.

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HALLOWEEN SURPRISE: BILL ACKMAN RAN OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE

Happy Halloween Billy Boy Ackman! It appears the authorities are going to bring both the former CEO and CFO of VRX up on criminal charges of fraud and possibly toss them into a prison cell with Bernie Maddof in fairly short order.

Maybe you could testify on Michael J. Pearson’s behalf?

Authorities are looking into potential accounting fraud charges related to the company’s hidden ties to Philidor Rx Services LLC, a specialty pharmacy company that Valeant secretly controlled, the people said. Federal prosecutors in Manhattan and agents at the Federal Bureau of Investigation in New York have been investigating the company for at least a year.

Prosecutors are examining the actions of J. Michael Pearson, Valeant’s former chief executive officer, and Howard Schiller, the ex-chief financial officer who became interim CEO during a medical leave by Pearson, according to the people, who discussed the confidential proceedings on the condition of anonymity. Prosecution of individual executives could go beyond just those two, one person said, adding that Philidor executives could also be charged.

“We are in frequent contact and continue to cooperate” with U.S. authorities, Valeant said in a written statement. “We do not comment on rumors about investigations, and cannot comment on or speculate about the possible course of any ongoing investigation. Valeant takes these matters seriously and intends to uphold the highest standards of ethical conduct.”

All of this unfortunate news is having a haunting effect on the shares of VRX — off by 12% to new lows.

It’s also worth mentioning, Wall Street is out to kill you today — dropping your new billion dollar position in CMG sharply whilst bidding up your short HLF.

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Happy Halloween Bill Ackman. Enjoy your candy corns.

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Disney Shares Hammered on News that ESPN Just Endured its Largest Subscriber Loss Ever

This jibes very nicely with the 12% ratings drop at the NFL, most readily blamed for by the fucking assholes who won’t stand for the national anthem.

Apprently, ESPN lost 621k subs in October, the most on record.

Walt Disney under pressure after Nielsen data indicated ESPN lost 621K subscribers in October — the biggest monthly decline ever reported

ESPN Statement “The Nielsen numbers represent a dramatic, unexplainable variation over prior months’ reporting, affecting all cable networks. We have raised this issue with Nielsen in light of their demonstrated failures over the years to accurately provide subscriber data. The data does not track our internal analysis nor does it take into account new DMVPD entrants into the market.”

To put this into perspective, ESPN has 89m subs, but have shed 13m since 2013 and 4m over the past year. Without question, this is a long term issue for the company and the NFL imploding isn’t helping.

The NFL was to America what Apple pie and baseball used to be. It’s unfathomable to most people that the millionaire players in the NFL would refuse to show respect for this country by standing for the pledge.

Shares of the parent company, DIS, are lower on the news.

 

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Jake Tapper Responds to my Donna Brazile Article on Twitter, and All Hell Broke Loose

I was well behaved and merely chided him a little and wished him happy tidings on this Hallowed Eve. I’m in a good mood, so I offered safe quarter.

However, the other pirates on my vessel did not offer him similar accommodations. They haven’t been eating as good as me, apparently. Things got ugly fast.

Here is the Twitter feed. Click in to access.

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Crude Knifed Lower on Harrowing Halloween Session

Ah, Halloween, my favorite holiday. Nothing pleases me more than to see Crude getting knifed on this glorious day. Did I mention I was going to dress up as a moderate Syria rebel today, an ally of the United States? Yes, indeud. I will hand out plenty of candies to the infidel tonight.

Today’s session is uneventful, especially after the Clinton FBI news. Investors are truly out of their fucking minds with complacency. This is an absolute joke. I get the bull case and I understand why stocks go up all the time, rigged or not. But to sit there like a fucking idiot, watching the news flow that might torpedo the Clinton campaign, who Wall Street wants, and do nothing about it is utter madness.

Utilities are leading stocks today.
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Oil hammered. Oil stocks, eliminated from the field of play.

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Happy Halloween.

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Wikileaks: DNC Head, Donna Brazile, Busted Again for Feeding Clinton Debate Questions in Advance

The last time Donna was confronted by this, she was utterly destroyed on national television.

This time around, she should be placed on the suicided watch, especially after Hillary seizes power. Lord knows she should avoid helicopter rides and heart attacks after walking home from a bar.

Here she is delivering a debate question to camp retard, fucking Bernie Sanders like the jackass moron fool that he is in the process. If Bernie was a proper Brooklyn man, he’d tell Hillary to fuck herself and withdraw his support. But he won’t, because he’s a gimp.

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We can thank the freedom hating democracy raper, Jake Tapper from CNN, for this.

UPDATE: Jake defends his honor and refutes his involvement on the Twitter.

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Trick: ABC Tracking Poll Tweaks Methodology to Prevent Trump from Taking Lead

The two way ABC/WAPO tracking poll had Hillary up 12 points last week. Today, the poll shows her up by 2.

These people are morons.

Before you head out to your local DNC party center to celebrate over a few bags of heroin and quinoa salad, just know that the fucking catamites over at ABC deliberately tweaked the poll in order to prevent the great and magnanimous pussy grabbing orange clown from seizing the lead and making Mexico shit in their hats.

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This sort of shit should be illegal. But this is America, the land of opportunity to lie and cheat to the top. Had this occurred in Turkey, Erdogan would’ve rounded up the ABC/WAPO motherfuckers and chained them to goats for a period no less than 48 hours, and then executed them.

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CenturyLink Shareholders Revolt After Deal to Acquire $LVLT Announced

Look at the pinless hand grenade action in CTL on news that they’re buy long term piece of shit, LVLT.

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CenturyLink of offering $26.50 in cash, the rest stock — valuing LVLT at $66.5. The deal is worth $34b including debt and is utterly ridiculous for CTL shareholders.

CenturyLink operates more than 55 data centers in North America, Europe, and Asia and provides broadband, voice, video, data and managed services over a 250,000 mile fiber network in the United States and a 300,000 mile international network.

The deal comes at a time when business clients of both companies seek more bandwidth and faster networks to move data to run their businesses. The combined company will get 76 percent of its revenue from business customers, according to a statement from the companies.

“Together with Level 3, we will have one of the most robust fiber network and high-speed data services companies in the world,” CenturyLink Chief Executive Glen Post said in a statement.

It’s an end of an era for LVLT. I’ve traded this piece of shit stock numerous times in my career, dating all the way back to the dot com days. I will not miss it.

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GE Bets Big On Crude, Merges Oil Operations with Baker Hughes

After Halliburton failed to close the deal with Baker Hughes for $34b, GE has swooped in to merge their oil operations with the company, forming an oil giant valued at more than $30b. Clearly, Immelt and GE’s management believes oil has bottomed. But it’s worth noting, GE was wrong in the early 2000s on telecom, wrong again on housing in 2007 and probably wrong again here now. Their track record for betting on big trend shifts has been abysmal, which is why the share price has done dick in over a decade plus.

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“This transaction creates an industry leader, one that is ideally positioned to grow in any market,” GE Chief Executive Jeff Immelt said in a statement.

“Oil and gas customers demand more productive solutions. This can only be achieved through technical innovation and service execution, the hallmarks of GE and Baker Hughes.”

 

GE will own 62.5 of the newly formed company. BHI shareholders will get a special dividend of $17.5 after the deal closes.

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