The WSJ Story on China Banning iPhones Might be Horseshit

I just threw a fit, like a 5 year old, over a WSJ report that said China was banning the sale of iPhone 6’s because it was too similar to iPhone rip offs.

Now CNBC’s Josh Lipton is reporting that the story is untrue. If Lipton is wrong and the WSJ is correct, rumor has it that Lipton will be taken to the city square, whereby he’ll be fixed to the Catherine Wheel and beaten until his bones turn to dust.