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Ted Cruz Wins Iowa; Trump Stumped

Ted Cruz is gonna win the Iowa caucus, with 28% of the vote compared to Trump at 24% and Marco “Big Ears” Rubio at 23%.

The Donald humiliated himself this evening, unable to relate to the corn loving Iowans. Perhaps they preferred Cruz because he believes Jesus is going to come back to Earth in order to smite the human race for electing Barrack Hussein Obama?

With 99% of the vote in, Trump is barely 2,000 votes ahead of Rubio, an utterly useless candidate with the biggest ears ever placed on a human head.

Iowa

Ted Cruz didn’t win tonight. The Teflon Don lost.

 

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7 comments

  1. the dude

    Donald Trump. Loser.
    And he has small hand.

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  2. frog

    Those who disliked the Teflon Don are happy tonight.

    Neither Cruz nor Rubio can beat Hillary though.

    Too bad that, because of gerrymandered districts, the Dems can’t get a majority in either House of Congress. But the gerrymandering is less influential in presidential elections. Just like Obama got elected twice, so will Hillary get elected twice. If you took away the gerrymandering and the voter suppression, almost the whole country would be as Blue as the ocean.

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  3. alf44

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    … looking at Rubio now on the TV … never noticed his ears before !

    MY GAWD THEY ARE HUGE !!!

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  4. og

    My faith in humanity is restored.

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  5. it is showtime

    trump saying mkelly is third rate reporter really set him as manipulative not, real, mistake or not that was ridiculous and revealing

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  6. jpmorgains

    Ever placed on a *sub-human head…

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