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Marc Faber Laughs, While the World Cries

The famed doom and gloom guy, from the outskirts of the Transexual district in Thailand, predicted great calamities today with Bloomberg, via Skype. He must’ve been taking a cocaine break to do the interview; because mid-way through he broke out in laughter when comparing the U.S. credit bubble and stock market to the Titanic, suggesting it could be halved. He wants us to break apart into pieces, against the fucking rocks, in the streets, tinned cup in hand.

All very funny indeed.

He then went onto rant about gold and how cheap it was and how it could double. Immediately following the interview, it’s rumored that that he mainlined a bag of heroin and ingested some chrystal meth, through the nose.

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9 comments

  1. johnnyo

    LOL. The last paragraph.

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    On days like this I believe Dubz is the smartest one among us.

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  3. it is showtime

    The world burning was the. ONLY. outcome
    some of us just wanted it to happen more
    than others Happy Titanic New Year

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  4. toad37

    33.77 low in /CL … I like that number

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  5. uglyflint

    That dude is ugly as sin. I know ugly when I see it.

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  6. fryguy15

    On a serious note, he needs the theatrics and drama in order to attract crazy-eyed clients to his funds.

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  7. the dude

    I don’t think Marc Faber is still alive. He’s been stuffed and turned into an animatronic puppet that recites random combinations of “asset inflation”, “gold”, “not in the U.S.” connected by occasional verbs. That said, I’m pretty frickin’ bearish.

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