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The World is Going to End: Icahn Hints at Joining Ackman in Valeant Position

Who knows what sort of parlour tricks Carl is up to? We do know he is diabolically opposed to just about anything Bill Ackman says, save that really cool legal insider trading win in AGN.

Tonight, Mr. “Give me three seats on your fucking board” Icahn hinted that he might have an interest in VRX.

“I’m not in Valeant, well, I don’t want to say I’m not completely in it but I’m not going to tell you where I am with it.”

If this turns about to be true, I am almost certain VRX will catapult higher by at least 20%, immediately followed by a giant explosion that will eliminate all forms of human life on earth.

CORRECTION: Please disregard this article.

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