iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Very Quiet ‘Round These Parts

What’s the matter with all of you? You’re too rich to type into the computer now? I bet you all have servants reading the site for you, reporting what’s relevant or not. Well, guess what, if you’re not being utterly ashamed, in one form or another, this isn’t worth it for me. I’ll head off to Eastern Europe and roam amidst the rubble, in search for ancient secrets.

Markets are looking stupid and retarded. It’s like hitting all-time highs has given us down syndrome of something. The direction is sloppy and the breadth is disgusting.

Aside from BALT, my other stocks are up and I am green. Truth be told, I haven’t had a break out move in over 3 weeks, almost this entire run up. I made my money the olde fashioned way, then tried to blow it that way too, squandered on the dumbest stocks known to man. Since then, I took my losses and retooled the ship, fitted for war and piracy. However, I haven’t found my bounty just yet.

On the souls of JP Morgan and James Cramer, I shall have my bounty, one way or another.

As for you, start talking, else I’m gonna blow up this website with everyone in it, women, children, it doesn’t matter.

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30 comments

  1. from gorby

    Getting my face ripped off with $REGI
    today.Is my man Obama going soft.

    Cheers

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  2. kea

    SRPT looking good

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  3. og

    I’m quiet because I still own TSLA. Fuck.

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  4. helicopter ben

    People preparing for the santa claus rally

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  5. acehood1

    Trying to whittle the hours away as I imagine sir Fly does – reading, research, eating sandwiches, drinking tea (extra honey) and sporadic constitutionals with the family dog.

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  6. matt_bear

    Calm before the storm. wouldn’t shock to see a last attempt at a shake out before moving higher.

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  7. Hideous fibs

    $DB range btm

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  8. tradercaddy

    I would rather be listening today.
    I would rather process complex auditory signals as well as written compositions.
    In this way, I will retain my creativity and not look like a jackass.

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  9. duckkell

    BALT secondary breaking my ballz….Haptic is not what I thought it would be….spinning my wheels and not happy about it!!

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  10. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, I believe the PC term is “downed syndrome”…

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  11. Bullish

    Hello Fly, Bullish wanted me to type this message to tell you as he is relaxing in his lawnchair, along side his selfmade indoor luxury beach (fake palm trees and all). He keeps the heat at 90 degrees so he can enjoy a cool dip in the 89 degree homemade ocean he built with his stock market winnings.

    He wishes you the best of luck in your sail boat investment.

    Sincerely,
    Bullish’s Humble Servant

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  12. rotag20

    GOOG is the go to stock thru year end, deep in the money calls

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  13. duckkell

    “I dont feel “tardy”……….no David Lee Roth

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  14. jules

    I just had an argument with a Muslim co-worker trying to tell me that the Quran says the earth revolves around the sun. Every time I questioned his points his response was, “you can not criticize the Quran because it is against Islam” He is getting his Quran now to prove his claim.

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    • TheHarper

      every reply to him should be “just blame the Zionists”

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      • jules

        Apparently the whole beef with the Jews is because Judaism doesn’t accept the prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him. What a retarded planet we live on.

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    • duckkell

      the earth does in fact orbit the sun…am I missing an inside joke??

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  15. kapitalist

    I, for one, would like to thank Seeking Alpha for the massive solar hit piece they just produced. How these lunatics aren’t behind bars is unbelievable to me.

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  16. TheHarper

    I’ll go short when the Yield Curve inverts. Till then, efforts are futile. Unless, you enjoy swimming in the ash of a chewy blunt (extra Andre Nickatina).

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  17. charlie

    I took a long nap following amateur hour.

    You see old sport, my weekend didn’t end till 6 am last night, as I claimed primal treasures owed to me by divine right.

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  18. budh

    Seeking Alpha is just a delivery medium. They allow anyone to publish articles there. It’s a form of free speech. Believe them or don’t, it’s up to the reader. If you are gullible enough to accept what is written there you probably are gullible enough to believe a telephone solicitor or a tip from your barber.

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    • kapitalist

      They just sent the entire solar sector crashing with their SCTY hit piece.

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  19. controller

    Finding it hard to be very chatty today as I’m being lit on fire. Nice to know that we amuse you with our comments though.

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  20. jcvtwo

    $YELP weak, would you buy this dip?

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  21. FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!
    FABIO GETS GOOSED!!!

    “What’s the matter with all of you?”

    “As for you, start talking, else I’m gonna blow up this website”

    Well Herr Fly, if so thirsty for validation, I can offer you an online high-five.

    Or maybe another vitriolic exegesis on the immorality of publishing opinions on a blog (seeking alpha, that is) will suffice?

    ————

    C’mon pal, cheer up! We need you in high spirits.

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  22. jdf

    We in Canada are all hunkered down eating buckets of crack coated popcorn in a drunken stupor watching the retarded fat fuck of a mayor in Toronto – it is very entertaining and distracts us from everything but hockey.

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