I never heard of “The Obama Phone” before I saw this fucking video.
First of all, it’s disgusting that the government is WASTING our money by giving away a luxury item. If people need to make a call, use a fucking pay phone. I figured the “Obama Phone” was just a nickname given by the people from the sewer, who were sponging from good folks like me, in order to order drugs from local vendors.
THEN I SAW THIS!
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I mean, it has it’s own fucking website named after him and all.
How is this legal? Let me get this straight: he is using government funds to give away a luxury item to his political base and brand it with his last name? The free phone is synonymous with Obama. Therefore, he will literally get votes from people who enjoy this service.
Pray tell me, democrats and republicans alike, does this make any sense?
UPDATE: Apparently many parts of my reporting of “The Obama Phone” are false and may be deceptive to my dear readers. However, keeping with the spirit of the lazy 47% of America, I’ve opted to leave the story as is, in an effort to create my own form of propaganda. I could very easily correct the story and post some real facts. But that would be honest, something our beloved government abhors and does not endorse under any circumstances. Having said that, “The Obama Phone” also comes with a “VOTE OBAMA” app, where users can cast a ballot for their phone overlord, in order to keep the service going, and for free! Also, I understand Obama text messages these people directly to remind them that if they vote for Romney, their service will be interrupted.