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Are You Surprised, Sir?

If you shorted stocks yesterday, you feel stupid today. It’s the classic “if to then” relationship that you’ve yet to master.

I will have you know, “The Fly” reigns supreme in this regard, fully aware, cognizant, of future events–near and far. For example, I know that if I take a position in MRVL, then I will make money later. To put matters plainly with you, pay close attention to what I am about to tell you.

Are you still with me?

Good.

I changed my mind and will not explain anything to you. Frankly, I do enough around these parts, having to deal with cretins from the sewer, losers who are all in short walnut companies.

Look, my time is extremely valuable, more so than you can begin to understand. We are in a long only tape, with an emphasis on cash and selling into rips to protect accounts going into September.

Good day you. I am off to do something very important.

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15 comments

  1. vking

    V.King doesn’t fix grammer

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    • The Fly

      because he doesn’t know how.

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    • Montrose

      You’re not too good at spelling, either. It’s grammar.

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    • CalgaryG

      V.King doesn’t even know how to spell grammar…….fuck sakes.

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      • Mini V.King

        According to the Urban Dictionary:
        1. grammerfuck
        A person who takes pains in online discussions to point out when someone has made a spelling or grammatical error. This is usually used as an ad hominem attack during an argument, as though spelling and grammar have a bearing on the validity of a statement.

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  2. bungholio

    Loving this post: “We’ll leave you here in the woods. Good luck with the bears!”

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  3. OG

    S doesn’t give a shit. Sad that I’ve missed the whole move.

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  4. Phytobedo

    Uggs and those shorts that baseball coaches wear, go nicely together. I wear them often.

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  5. TraderCaddy

    It would have been entirely appropriate to short the market at the close yesterday.
    After all, we did end up with a doji intersecting a shooting star on it’s way to Pluto which gave us a golden cross between the Bollinger Bands of (MA + K?).
    Back to watching Three Stooges reruns.

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  6. Nef Rap

    Hey Jake… put this in your pipe and
    smoke it.

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  7. mike

    Mrvl gonna rip tits tomorrow?

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