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THE SECRETS OF TRADING REVEALED

By no means am I title whoring, in order to receive more hits. iBC isn’t about that sort of shit because some of us are space alien magicians with orbital cannons at our disposal.

Watch this video to understand the special secrets of successful trading.

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50 comments

  1. futures

    hilarious

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    • ruggyup

      The association too profound for this old ghetto grunt. Were I the Director of that piece of shit i would have used 2 1/2 kilos of Semtex at the very start. Guess it’s a generational thing. Fucking sad.

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  2. Joke

    Must be some retarded joke, as usual. I avoided the vid.

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    • Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion
      Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion

      Since you didn’t watch the video, I will tell you that the secret of trading is to be aware that donuts don’t wear alligator shoes.

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      • SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHILLLLLA!!!
        SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHILLLLLA!!!

        BIG FUCKING SPOILER ALERT OVAH HEAH!!!!!

        ALSO, RUGGYUP HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.

        SORRY FOR SHOUTING – I WAS TRAPPED IN RICHARD GERE’S ASSHOLE AGAIN THIS WEEKEND AND I CANNOT HEAR A THANG>

        PEACE…

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  3. Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion
    Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion

    Fly, I like your science fiction creature up at the top right hand corner of the web page here. A cool dude if I ever saw one. Is he a space alien magician?

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  4. Niles

    The video sure beats the year of business school I did @ Harvard, professor Fly

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  5. gumby

    Well said, Doug Kass: Market Won’t Make Another Swish Down
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/44627341
    ! see the video of Doug krass on fast money..making a case for the bottom to be in….like the markets won’t ever have another fearful moment !
    He thinks banks are on the brink of something he calls a La Dolce Vita moment, a reference to a 1960’s movie in which Marcello Mastroianni was forced to choose between the allure of high society versus domestic life. “I think domesticity wins,” he says. In other words, Kass expects banks will get it together..
    how? find another way to do write off”s ?
    .YES…MAke Greece take the fall..Load them up with all the debt

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  6. alf for president

    I was reminded of this video, where Steven Seagal plays the role of The Fly, pouncing on unsuspecting market participants.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKr27dyt9E

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  7. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Subliminal Message: “DNKN & RGR”

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  8. mickeyp

    one word for this market….oversold

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  9. The Fly

    Yes, very oversold.

    Let’s see how Europe holds up.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    What exactly is Obama saying about Jewish Janitors here (at Congressional Black Caucus)?- at end of video

    http://youtu.be/CTveeRIg2wo

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    • Mad_Scientist

      seems like a slip up by someone with Jews on his mind constantly. He’s getting very worried about the 2012 election and his (possibly former) support base.

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      • Mad_Scientist

        To elaborate a bit, first he was obsessed with punishing Israeli Jews, promoting the 1967 borders issue publicly, obviously taking the Jewish vote for granted in pursuing his “liberate oppressed masses” circus routine, but now he has to worry about losing votes (9th district sent him a message), so he’s playing ball with the Israelis and telling Abbas to stand down.

        For someone with an economic crisis on his hands, he spends an awful lot of time focused on the Middle east – something that originally led me to believe he’s a person obsessed with Jews. This latest gaffe where he said Jews instead of Janitors only reinforces this idea with me. And I think it has to do with his cultural upbringing along with the type of dreck he palled around with in the universities that causes him to be this way.

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  11. John

    Donuts don’t wear alligator shoes!

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  12. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    I can’t believe you fucktards didn’t get the subliminal message of the secrets of trading in the video! Its in the last few seconds, while he’s behind the dognut.

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  13. ruth

    bulltard, beartard, new term retard. fuck charts, listen to whats happening.oversold and overbought? how do you know? show proof. you cant there are too many unknowns.

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    • ruth

      woodsheder, makes a good point on all his videos. saying he doesnt know which way were going.

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  14. Goldie

    Black Dynamite is the best movie ever made

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  15. asteroids

    Nice gun.

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  16. buylo

    This movie is an allegory depicting what will happen soon to the teaparty and idiot Republ. front-runners, right Fly?

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  17. buylo

    and btw, did anyone see Tony Caldero’s comments that QE3 (comming soon to a house near you)will be for about $1 trillion? (why do you think Greenspan was invited to the last FOMC meet a couple days ago? To help then do the twist?

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  18. Mad_Scientist

    Surprised people are unaware the “creature” at the top is from mars attacks.

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    • Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion
      Frog Playing a Colorful Accordion

      Just looked it up on wikipedia, which knows all. Sounds great. “It was made famous for the quirky alien laugh, which was created by reversing the sound ducks make when they quack.”

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  19. buylo

    “ack-ack”

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  20. Testicules

    Isn’t that the way though…you plan a job…go over and over and over until you re-play it backwards in your sleep…pull up and forget to put the transmission in park. This is why you just hire a driver to drive…just STFU and drive. Funny the last shot to the forehead…a 22 maybe….a cannon?…should have lifted his hair piece…lol….priceless

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  21. Raise Taxes, Cut Spending
    Raise Taxes, Cut Spending

    Great hair. My son’s best friend when he was 10 had a huge afro and his sisters loved touching it.

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  22. The Fly

    The donut guy was long silver.

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  23. Hawaiifive0

    Okay, now I know how you do it! Henceforth, I will be a better trader.

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  24. freefall

    ooooooohhhhh those apple shorts are starting to look very tasty… glad I held…

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  25. Trading_Nymph

    Just got back from Vegas…So what did I miss?

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  26. alf for president

    AGQ, $200 to $100 in 3 days. Sheeeeit.

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  27. ALLPROz

    I almost feel sorry for the silver and gold believers…almost.

    As Christmas nears, FLY should attach “silver and gold” video from rudolph the red nose reindeer…it would bring a tear to many eyes.

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