Without the adventure of buying and selling stocks for sport, things around here are rather bland. I’ve eaten numerous bowls filled with oatmeal, tossed a football around, contemplated riding a bicycle around town; but that’s just plain stupid. Mrs. Fly keeps my on my toes, having directed yours truly to not just one but three shopping institutions yesterday, where she managed to spend a little over $1k on things that make no sense. Truth be told, she must have been a very wealthy individual in her past life. Should my income somehow dry up, I’ll be on the street with a tin Tiffany’s can in no time at all.
Thank God us Wall Street fat cats keep the water flowing with money.
In case you were wondering, yes, I am waiting for the consistency of my oatmeal to firm up right now. I have a hideous wooden bowl next to my absurdly large Apple laptop and the water is being absorbed by the oats, as you read this. Generally speaking, I eat like a horse, without the luxuries of sugar or fat. That shits for pussies. “The Fly” is going to live forever, immortal, so he must eat a certain way. For example, lots of you ham and eggers chow down on steak tips with potatoes. But are your tips grass fed and where the fuck did those potatoes come from?
Like the government, I don’t trust farmers. Fuck farmers.
If you came here looking for some sage advice on the markets, slow your roll. I’m not into that sort of shit today, so you might as well fuck off.
Sometime today I am heading out to Whole Foods, where I get to buy a few brown bags of organic goods for a G. Even worse, I travel 45 minutes to get there, since this fucking Island that I live on doesn’t have a WFMI. It’s always an adventure, trust me.
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Grow your own, you’ll like it even better than WF and you can throw the extras at your neighbors.
now that you mentioned using them as weapons…
carrots,beets,japanese eggplant,bush beans,five kinds of hierloom 100 dollar tomatoes,dicon. tall scallion, rosemary.lavender,tyme,basil,chive, a crabapple tree that produces 19 gallons of applesauce, and then some. just cant get the village to let me keep chickens and pigs……..
WTF is this rant all about?
munja
all the stuff i been eatin out of my garden this year
fuck your garden
Mrs. Fly might like this. I know Mrs. Clegg would;
http://www.bid4assets.com/auction/index.cfm?auctionID=504373
Believe it or not, she does’t see the value in overpriced rocks. The last time I spent a lot on diamonds was when I have her an engagement ring. She spends on other stuff.
Do we dare say Mrs. Fly is frugal? It would explain how you were able to keep and build onto your hard earned profits all these years.
By no means is she frugal. Let’s be clear (no obama) about that now. She just doesn’t find value in diamonds.
Why would she? She knows, via her husband’s extensive space travel, that there is an entire planet made of diamond!
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/205384/20110829/diamond-planet-planet-made-of-diamonds-discovered-oxygen-carbon-earth-milky-way-star-pulsar-serpens.htm
I have already laid claim to that planet. Now about going for a visit ….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aenFOPbBvQo
She’s smart. It’s a de beers monopoly/exceptional marketing strategy.
The artificial ones are technically better than the real ones (as in flawless).
Moissanite has an even higher refractive index anyway…
We just got Trader Joe’s down the street…I like how these guys merchandise.
Anybody using “Square” to run credit cards? Just set my wife up for her Jewelry biz. Pretty slick..now thats an IPO I want a piece of. Unless its a scam.
Fly I hope you don’t live to close to Fresh Kills. You won’t live forever that way.
Grass fed beef is the shit. Don’t overlook the less tasty bit as well… Liver is a fucking multivitamin. Only pussies refuse to eat liver.
aw dude. my sister eats that shit raw…….
grandma used to cook me up some liver with onions when I was a kid. Then I found out what liver was and never ate that shit again.
Liver is #thegreaterdepressionfood
Might I recommend liverwurst on oysters with a wasabi or horseradish condiment?
No.
Liver is only for animals only or third world countries.
*only* can be removed. Pick one
I would sooner eat the filter out of my car than the filter out of a dead animal.
hahaha! didn’t realise Mr. Fly makes a perfect shopping companion
Fuck you smartly for stealing my name.
Sierra
Just got done spending 1,000s at Lowe’s and Home Depot. I feel your pain.
If you fry your potatoes anyway… whats the harm?
I grill my potatoes, cut in slices
Whole Foods coffee is excellent as is everything else they have there. The To Go boxes fit perfectly thru my prison cell bars.
I quit coffee a few months ago
Chill on the farmer hate — we’re not all growing shit food!
Have you heard of aquaponics? For food. Not weed.
Absolutely amazing that none of these creative minds have mentioned carpet grazing-no calories consumed, only expended, satisfying beyond mere hunger, benefits too many to list. Vive le moustache ride!
Maybe I missed it here but dig this video posted on twit by zerosum. ‘How a Trader Enters a Party’ Could be …..who?
youtube.com/watch
Fail.
Epic fail.
Fresh grown food, or as close to it as you can get,is great.
I can’t blame anyone who doesn’t trust farmers– at least the big corporate kind with their Monsanto genetically modified seeds, over-use of dangerous chemical pesticides etc.
I hear ya Frog
Fly, you should really consider moving to Texas. I’ve got a WFMI 2 blocks away, but a Central Market is being put in just 1 block away, even better. Now Mrs Slim can buy twice as much overpriced food from ‘local sources. ‘
Texas is for steers and queers.
and I dont see any horns!!!!
No state income tax to worry about either.
Isn’t there some irony in driving 1.5 (45 each way) to go to Whole Foods?
lots
Lipitor
Avoid the spicy lemonade!
Here’s an proper metal tune disguised as a Ron Paul promotional video disguised as an expose on the Council on Foreign Relations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzKsgRsmB4U
Apparently old Ron is the only candidate who is not a member of the “evil ones”.
Any Fresh Markets in NY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VObQfWMgmIM
Doesn’t get any fresher than this in NY.
Wegmans…fucking eh!!!
$GS in deep doo-doo. Dropping hard in afternoon trading. How far will it fall? I could see selling accelerating if they get down to 52 week low.
You need to upgrade your lodgings posthaste!
I can literally walk to the WFMI around the corner from my house and load up with organic veggies and grass fed steak. Amen.