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A Southern Fact

All southern men eat bbq ribs, while driving to work every morning, and cast aside the cleaned bones onto busy, hillbilly infested freeways.

UPDATE: Via The PPT, here are the top 10 rated ETF’s, based upon technicals (note: some of these are low volume fuckers):

[[SHV]] 3.75

[[REA]] 3.67

[[PTD]] 3.65

[[AAXJ]] 3.6

[[JO]] 3.47

[[OLO]] 3.4

[[FXY]] 3.2

[[FBT]] 3.15

[[PRFS]] 3.15

[[BBH]] 3.1

The top rated inverse ETF is [[SSG]] , at 3.05.

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67 comments

  1. TraderCaddy

    Pulled pork NC style is good too.

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  2. BOOMER

    True.

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  3. BOOMER

    don’t forget the biscuits and hot bacon dressing.

    it’s rich, but good.

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  4. punyandy

    did the PPT launch yet?

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  5. Small Fry

    I thought the best inverse ETF was DDR – (DevilDogRape). No matter what, it gives you -285% of the market move!

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  6. TraderCaddy

    Yeah boy plus some cornbread and collard greens (with some of that bacon in there) on the side.

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  7. max2205

    Add KOL for a bottom set up

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  8. Trader D

    Yo Fly u scumbag, you better fess up to being a staten islander.

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  9. Sweet Baby Rays

    Fucking right!

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  10. Sweet Baby

    egregious!

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  11. Anton Cigur

    Thanks Fly. You’re not kidding about low volume on some of these.

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  12. Anton Cigur

    On the REALLY low volume names, would you post your picks, say 15 minutes before you bid them up with buys for your fund?

    For PPT subscribers only, of course.

    Thanks in advance.

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  13. Donny

    This guy won’t shut up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBNX3pwGcRI&eurl

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  14. Danny

    Anton, I’m totally for that

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  15. DPeezy

    Brad Lidge, here we go. Die, Rays, die!

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  16. Mushroomz

    Holy Shit

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  17. DPeezy

    Anton: as I understand, the PPT will have a direct connection ‘The Fly’s brain via electrodes. Thus, you will get instant alerts of all trade ideas as well as homicidal rages directed at manservants.

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  18. punyandy

    Hopefully, the Houston version of Lidge shows up and he shits the bed. Go underdogs. Fuck Philly.

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  19. Anton Cigur

    Danny, I’m sure we could work out an appropriate “honorarium” for Fly in this regard.

    “Oh, say, Fly, does this envelope full of hundred dollar bills I found on the ground belong to you? It’s got your name on it.”

    Or just send over a nice bottle of wine after a successful trade…
    In the glove box of a new Merc c63.

    We could work out something.

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  20. Woodshedder

    Hey fucker, I did not license you to use my picture on your page.

    And by the way, all Yankee men drive down the freeway, listening to their gangsta rap music, with their ugly gawdy gold jewelry, whilst telling their obnoxious wives, “fuggedaboudit,” and throwing the empty buns from their tongue sandwiches, out of the window.

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  21. DPeezy

    Yeah buddy. Nicely done Phillies. Lidge made Hinske look like a fool. BAM!

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  22. non-baseball fan

    3 innings are better than 9.

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  23. Anton Cigur

    DaPeez,

    Homicidal rages I have in SPADES.

    Trade ideas — pre-run up — is what I’m looking for.

    I mean, I’m trying to learn to trade like a pro!

    And that pro is Gordon Gekko.

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  24. Anton Cigur

    “and throwing the empty buns from their tongue sandwiches, out of the window.”

    I’m dyin’ ovuh heeeyah! ROFL!

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  25. JakeGint

    Phuck the Philthies.

    _____

    That said, better them than the Beagles.

    ______

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  26. JakeGint

    Anton, if you do not purchase some CBL, I will have your air hammer repossessed.

    Seriously, they talk Tuesday. After that, it will be too late.

    ________

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  27. Anton Cigur

    Jake, I didn’t see you around today. I saw your post, did some studyin’, and bought a bit @ $7.20. Effin’ 33% yield? Ike couldn’t beat that out of Tina.

    Thanks much for the heads up.

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  28. JakeGint

    Anton, obviously that yield is being discounted. But if they halve it (like DDR did) I expect the stock to pop, not drop. Half of 32 is still 16, after all.

    I like that Danny Ronny James DEO idea as well and have been looking at BF-B as well.

    Booze rules.

    _______

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  29. The Fly

    Korea +9%. Asian markets ripping higher. DevilDog is fucked.

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  30. Anton Cigur

    Cheers to that.

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  31. Anton Cigur

    I meant cheers to “booze rules.”

    I had my fun piling on with the cool kids on DD, but I don’t like to see anybody lose money like that. (Most anybody.)

    But especially a Vet.

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  32. Remembrance Of Things Past
    Remembrance Of Things Past

    Anybody else catch the article that was tub-thumping for palladium over at Seeking Alpha today?

    It had a familiar ring to it.

    Picture of author (in cowboy hat) included:

    http://seekingalpha.com/article/102363-safe-haven-investments-imminent-danger-and-opportunities

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  33. Roubini's Blue Tie
    Roubini's Blue Tie

    Stare at my tie fuckers….it speaks the truth!

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  34. Eye No Stuff

    Roubini only owns 1 tie. Can’t afford more. Lost all his money from bad picks while shorting stocks in Sept and Oct.

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  35. NycT

    Got stopped out on most my longs today. Still holding BAC, MOS. little short on SDS.

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  36. boca

    But Shed … you’re extremely cute in that picture. It was one of the high points of my night to see it on the ibc front page. I mean that with the utmost respect of course. Fly did not even offer me a free month’s PPT membership to say that.

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  37. Woodshedder

    Thanks boca! Although I know what really got your attention was the tongue sandwich.

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  38. scum bucket

    Asia doesn’t lead, they follow. The selloff will commence 5 minutes before the close.

    Futes are up, the head fake is on, the bear iz back on lower manhattan. GROWL!

    The last time I saw a mullet like that it had a hook in it.

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  39. boca

    That was a good rant, but honestly, nope, it wasn’t the sandwich.

    Mmmm-mmmm-MMMM.

    Southern men sure are fine. I’m going to keep quiet now before I get in trouble.

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  40. Woodshedder

    Boca, I knew we made a mistake by doing away with iBC geat without first having you model it.

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  41. Woodshedder

    ^gear

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  42. punyandy

    so is PPT available for purchase by the common man yet or not?

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  43. The Fly

    Not yet dude. Still fine tuning it.

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  44. punyandy

    Word. Looking forward to it, whenever it is ready.

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  45. The Fly

    BEHOLD: The PPT Top 10:

    No. Ticker Technical Score Fundamental Score Hybrid Score
    1 DCM 4.15 4.8 4.44
    2 LPHI 4.35 4.2 4.28
    3 ACGL 3.45 5.1 4.2
    4 MNRO 4.05 4.35 4.19
    5 STE 3.9 4.45 4.15
    6 DLTR 3.9 4.4 4.13
    7 AZO 3.85 4.3 4.06
    8 TSCO 3.65 4.55 4.06
    9 AHG 3.8 4.3 4.03
    10 CEO 3.1 5.15 4.03

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  46. JakeGint

    ACGL used to be a client, but I can attest that if you invest in LPHI, it’s certain you’ll go to Hell.

    Like that STE pick.

    That’s the “MRSA pick.”

    ________

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  47. The Fly

    Asia is on fucking fire. GDP numbers leaked. The fix is in. Market melts the fuck higher tomorrow. Korea now up 12%.

    DevilDog is dead.

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  48. T MOE

    Staying up late to do some research to get ready for the down draft. Fly I realize you called the bottom yesterday and us bears are supposed to be scared but, I unlike DevilDog will not back down. No way the bottom is in.

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  49. T MOE

    Asia was up yesterday too. Don’t get excited and piss your pants. GDP -.05 is my guess, Jobless claims is the one to watch. Everyone knows that the GDP numbers will be bad

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  50. Small Fry

    Those who think the bottom is in have a good thesis: a bottom was set just south of 7900 and three times we went back to test it and couldn’t, now we are moving higher. And with so much cash on the sidelines, the panic will be just as intense to the upside as it was on the downside.

    I have yet to hear the thesis that we are moving down tomorrow, except that the bears got hard-ons two weeks ago at the prospect of Dow 5000 and can’t seem to shake the thought in time to respond to what is really happening.

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  51. T MOE

    “The pace of economic activity appears to have slowed markedly, owing importantly to a decline in consumer expenditures. Business equipment spending and industrial production have weakened in recent months, and slowing economic activity in many foreign economies is damping the prospects for U.S. exports. Moreover, the intensification of financial market turmoil is likely to exert additional restraint on spending, partly by further reducing the ability of households and businesses to obtain credit.”

    The FED paints a rosy picture

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  52. egregious

    t moe —

    The bottom could be 2000 points lower, but it may come next summer.

    In the meantime you bleed to death as we retrace by 50%.

    Respect the bear market rally. I know this from experience.

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  53. T MOE

    Small-

    Stop watching CNBC and spitting out their talking points.
    You probably have been sucking Kudlow’s dick.
    What is really happening is a bear market rally. Just like the 936 pointer we got a few weeks ago. We all know what happened to that gain. Why did we give back all of those gains? Maybe because the jobs number was shitty. Europe finally realized they having been sucking on oour dick too long and the Asian fuckers don’t know what the fuck is going on. None of that has changed except for the Fed meaningless rate cut
    Volume was not really that big on Tuesday, better than average but not that big.
    What happen late today? and don’t tell me it was fake news about GE. that’s just bullshit.

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  54. The Fly

    You’re an imbecile. You know nothing.

    Listen to the stock God and maybe you can afford a decent car.

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  55. T MOE

    Fly
    Why be such a hater?

    I do agree with you on a few things. Commodity prices are going higher. You can’t have this much infusion of money from the fed and the bailout and it not have inflationary pressure. The dollar is already showing signs of weakening.
    Oil will go higher and so will gold. I like the DIG play.
    the oils will help to hold up the index ( s&P and dow) but the consumer is done and so is your bottom

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  56. j

    Moe

    it is scientifically proven you will lose money by not heeding the Flyman’s advice. That is a statistical certainty.

    ———
    That reminds me? Anyone seen the dog? Where is the mutt?

    dog, get out from behind the garage, we can all see your shadow. You have a lot of explaining to do. A lot.

    You also need to apologize to everyone for your recent comportment.

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  57. Small Fry

    The fed just gave Brazil $30b with a note attached that says “spend me or else.”

    Futures are ripping and tomorrow will be a fun day of green numbers.

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  58. Mushroomz

    FXY and BBH are the best ETFs on that list.

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  59. T MOE

    It’s odd the dog has not returned. Maybe he wasn’t nimble enough like Mr T MOE.
    Look I’ve been a bear for a long time and I am not about to change my stance. This is a shitty economy, and the Holy one Mr. Obama is not going to change shit.
    that being said I do like oil right here. It goes higher

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  60. B

    Question for Shedder –

    Haven’t heard you’re opinion on whether we have ‘bottomed’ as Fly believes we did yesterday. What’s your take on his call? You’ve been pretty quiet & I’m wondering if you’re thinking we aren’t there yet.

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  61. T MOE

    Futures don’t mean shit

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  62. remember limit down
    remember limit down

    didn’t mean shit

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  63. egregious

    “I’m not going to change my stance” is a money-losing philosophy if ever there was one. You sound like the permabulls did all the way down.

    The object of this game is to make money, not show how unyielding you can be when the tape turns against you.

    Your motto should be “I will turn on a dime if it can make me money.”

    At least hedge yourself by getting long some oil names.

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  64. alf44

    …uhhhhh…“Money is an ass” !!!

    —————–

    ~ The Fly ~

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  65. Aris

    all this market fuckery is going to come back to haunt us in the future. probably more so than this time around.

    i’m all for higher stock prices, but all i see is higher unemployment; stagnant wages; lower house prices; higher food costs; higher fuel costs; lower 401k values; less credit; more debt; less savings; no ‘china’ to lean on as a growth excuse; stagnant birth rates in europe…

    econ really is the dismal science.

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  66. Aris

    ps: fuck tampa bay.

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