I am most pleased to find myself up 2.2% today in equities (thanks to the added boost of a 15% margin position), with all of my stocks appreciating. MGM, NRP, TLP, AEC, AWK, CLP and BG were all up today; which is of course more than I can say for LMLP…
Yes, it was a rather splendid day for me. In fact, the only thing I own that was down was physical silver. And, given the last few weeks, who gives a fuck right?
Unfortunately, I could soon find myself in a spot of trouble. The reason is best summed up if I just show it to you:
This is Cristina Fernandez, the president of Argentina. And she is a huge whore.
I spent a good deal of time looking through pictures of this woman (arguably more than I spent thinking about this post), but I ultimately settled on this particular photograph because it depicts her talking.
Like most asshole socialists, that is how she spends 95% of her waking moments. It is fitting I present her as such now.
This twit and her dumbass husband turned what was once the most flourishing country in South America into a decrepit shit heap. She managed, through her absurd demands and senseless tampering, to almost destroy Argentina’s agricultural sector once before. And so, using amazing powers of learning, she has decided to give it another go; this time accusing the major crop growers of evading taxes.
Let’s make something clear here. Of course they were evading taxes. I don’t even care if they weren’t; because if I lived under Fernandez, I would be evading taxes like a son of a bitch.
But allow me to impart a small bit of wisdom for the benefit of self righteous retards to the South. This is something that America learned a good while ago, which is why we often pay farmers asinine credits for doing nothing, just to make sure we always have more than enough to eat.
Don’t fuck with people who provide your food.
(This wisdom may also have come from the writers of the movie Waiting, but who’s counting?)
As much fun as it was watching the stupid bitch deal with rioting farmers and food shortages the last time she tried to lay down infallible edicts of social justice, tampering now would upset my stake in BG (to date one of the few large scale growing operations left in the world which hasn’t faced set backs in the previous two years).
I’d much rather she gets shut down early this time around via opposition ball point pen…
…shoved through her trachea, if need be.
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Don’t cry for me, Argentina…..
AWK! AWK! (Trying to sound like a wild (thirsty) bird).
KAW!
Argue the politics, respect the woman. Name calling just makes you look stupid and detracts from any logic you may wish to present.
No thanks, as I do not respect the woman.
To be fair, I never understood this thinking. Of course it does little to be needlessly inflammatory, but sometimes you need to call a spade, a spade. How would you refer to someone who killed dozens if not hundreds of people? Or stole millions of dollars? Most, even those who are exceptionally civil, would “name call” those people. Newflash: This women is guilty of those offenses .
Then call her guilty of those offenses. Don’t call her a “huge whore” unless she’s a large prostitute. Don’t slam her for being a woman. Slam her for what she did or is doing. Staying on point is the point. It does not help your arguement to be misogynistic. imo.
You may pick up your balls at the information desk.
Geoduck is probably a “she.” I doubt she cares about grabbing her balls…lol.
(laughter) I am not attacking her for being a woman. I am attacking her for who she is.
I’d call her a bastard, but I just don’t see it rolling off the tongue as nicely.
geo stfu. you are lowering my testosterone just be reading your posts
off topic: Mr. Thaler. I would of suspected a smart man such as yourself would of already made the skip North across the border
we are waiting for you
PS. I stepped in and bought some MGM just to help you out
Oh I do live in America. I just like to keep an eye on our Southern neighbors. Also, I have an investment down there.
(laughter) look at the picture in this column of all the Wisconsin “union” protestors.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/03/04/wisconsin-state-workers-brace-layoffs-amid-standoff/
What would you guess the mean age of that groups is? 21? Maybe 23?
Half of these fuckers are from out of state WI, and the other half are retarded college kids playing federalist. How many WI union members are even in Madison right now?
Sold the additional shares of MGM I purchased on the 23rd for $13.69.
one girl, three robot wankers.
Mr. Cain, might you have any opinion on NOK’s current valuation?
I don’t, actually. NOK lies outside of my strengths. Personally, between you and I, I’m not big into technology stocks. And, without having conducted any analysis of the sector as a whole, or the specific variables that are going into NOK, my opinion would probably be wildly out of context and send you astray.
Do you have an opinion on NOK?
My opinion on NOK. Its bleeding from asshole to beak (market share is shrinking on the most profitable and competitive part of the business). I’m going to watch it and see how windows mobile 7 is taken up on the device in the US. No need to call a bottom on this whale turd.
If theres upside there will be plenty of time to get in.
Looks like the U.K. is cracking down on the U.N. About time…
The U.S. will follow, for once. It’s a nice slam against this “promote a global body over common sense” crap.
I couldn’t help but laugh at your post. Sorry, you had to live through that, it is good information for us outside of that country. We can all be glad for what we have here no matter how crappy we think it is, it can always be worse. Alot worse I’m sure. Enjoy your weekend.
Mr. Thaler – looks like we both advanced in the March Madness contest and will face each other next week.
I wish you good luck, hot hot coffee, and a biscuit.
Your friend and temporary opponent,
MOOBS
This one should be tough for me, unless GKK gets off its ass.