A Special Message From Your Government

Dick. We are big buyers of Fannie Mae. I suggest you do the same, or we’ll kill you.

Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Fannie Mae Buyer, Goldman Sachs

I bought 20,000 shares of [[RACK]] @ $11.85 and 4,000 [[NTAP]] @ $25.65.

Disclaimer: If you buy RACK or NTAP because of this post, ROBOT FLY will take over this blog. And, you may lose money.

I bought 2,000 [[NOV]] @ $68.87.

Disclaimer: If you buy NOV because of this post, coal will replace gasoline in cars. And, you may lose money.

I sold 10,000 [[FMCN]] @ $41.40.

Every morning, short [[LEH]]. Then, I look around the casino, pick up a few loose chips and go home.

So sorry fuckers, but if you want “The Fly” to stick with a specific theme, after such a monster run, you’ve come to the wrong blog.

After all, this site is not about you; it’s all about “The Fly” and his glorious rants. Fuck around, I may never discuss stocks again. I may turn this blog into some sort of activist website, to promote the use of plutonium in our weapons—which is a whole new topic.

“The Fly” is all about complete war, from the comfort of his couch.

I nabbed some [[FMCN]] cheap. Now, I will sell the entire position. The net result: I bagged 7 points in a week— 1 per day if you will.

Right here, right now, I am buying back the [[SKF]], which was sold this morning. And, I am throwing a “big dicked” short position on the retards from LEH.

It’s still early, but the the market has an underlying weakness to it. [[SHLD]] is having its cock chopped off, while [[YHOO]] melts up.

A fascinating paradigm.

Top pick: short LEH

Without a doubt, BEAS is hacking the vote and will be dealt with accordingly. It is too coincidental that his vote count stays at 31%. As far as I’m concerned, Alpha is in the lead.

After [[FNM]] posted a bowser of a number, the market looked set for a pullback. However, after a few lines of Columbian cocaine, the market reversed and the bulls were back to mud-stomping the bears.

Early this morning, I pared down my [[SKF]] trading position and bought some more [[FMCN]] and [[NVDA]].

We live in bazaaro land. Enjoy.

Oil is out of control to the upside. With my money, I like [[RIG]].

Also, I added a new name today, [[BAP]].

BAP is a financial institution in Peru. Basically, it is a play on the burgeoning cocaine trade.

Finally, I must say, the refiners are dead. Fuck them and the stupid horses they rode in on.

The polls are all over the fucking site.

Go vote.

UPDATE: “The Fly” wins again. [[FNM]] just shit the shower. [[SKF]] to par. [[SRS]] getting ready to lift off.

UPDATE II: Many thanks to Howard, for the kind words.

Developing…

I just unbanned everyone, so let’s start again.

Here are iBC’s new communist rules:

1. Do not annoy “The Fly.” You may critique him or even bad mouth him, but do not annoy. I realize there is a thin line between hating and outright spam. It’s your job to walk that line, not mine.

2. Quit with the soft porn. This isn’t a fucking degenerate website. Show some fucking class, losers.

3. I want more ideas, less rabble. I want an end to the 10,000 word essays, at once. Let’s get back to making money.

4. Stop giving Woodshedder negative karma. It hurts his feelings and makes him cry.

5. Never question the legitimacy of “The Fly.” Should any of you morons say: “Hey (burp), that ain’t Fly. Where’s Fly? I want me some Fly.” For that, I will fucking ban you.

Do you hear me, you fucking faggots?
NOTE: As soon as “lazy man Jeremy” get to his laptop, “the elections” will commence.

UPDATE: I do not know where this came from, but it has my website on it. You know what to do. I better see iBC on top by morning.

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NOTE: This has been a paid commercial by the Freemasons of London Organisation.

Quit worrying about valuations or charts. Stocks like [[X]] will go up forever, thanks to the “global growth story.”

All day, “The Fly” was busy throwing small hand axes at a bag of egregious fertilizer, with a sign that read: “KILL POT NOW” on it. That fucking stock is going to be the death of me, one way or another.

Oil is going to $400. Write it down.

Today was a mixed day for me, with gains in [[FMCN]], [[FXP]], [[SKF]], [[SRS]] and short [[LEH]], while enjoying “elephant kicks” to the chest in [[NILE]], [[NVDA]] and short [[POT]].

A bunch of ridiculous Chinese stocks took off, feeding the retard crowd. And banks shit the shower.

Select foreign stocks, like [[MELI]] and [[BIDU]] did well. However, I view those moves as outliers, due to overall bearish activity.

In short, I am market neutral, with a bearish bias on the banks and brokerages.