HOSPITAL GAME IS STRONG

Two long term positions of mine are roaring today, HCA and LPNT. The baby boomer generation is officially dying. Ergo, it goes without saying, they will all need to visit these fine institutions in the not-too-distant future. As such, I’ve taken it upon myself, with great liberties, to plan for their demise.

I started a new position in SEM today.

Separately, everything else is going rather swimmingly, as my positions tether themselves to the winship that is inherent in the Exodus algorithm. Since we are open for free trials, from now until sunday (email me for access: flybroker@gmail), I will have you know our oversold algorithm kicked in yesterday for SPY. It was featured as the trade of the day.

Bear in mind, in the past the signal needed a few days to become effective, so don’t rush into any large trade in order to prove your testicular fortitude. Instead, wade into the market and in 5 days hence, you will be rewarded.

I had a guy ask me today if I wanted a fucking cannoli with my coffee. “Do I look like I eat cannolis with my fucking coffee…mate?”

On the Twitter, I read a distorted rant about some guy who admitted to decimating himself in the stocked market, over a period of 10 years. Instead of looking inward, he blamed his online broker for not firing him and then went on to talk about delusional shit, such as spending more time about the arts and travel.

Fuck you and the arts. I’ll strike you with my ballista or for a closer encounter, how about the ranseur?

There was a guy in the newspaper the other day who ventured off to purchase sex from some russian whore. A few short hours later, he woke up without his balls, literally. She drugged him, a surgeon came in, and dissected him like a fucking frog.

The world has always been a savage place. Quit pretending that it’s worse now than ever before. If anything, you can find a bit of “calm normality” amongst the 1st world nations of the world, providing you have a decent income. If not, you are subjected to wild gunfire, arguments over the hue of some lads t-shirt, or scuff marks about the old Air Jordan sneaker.

PAY ATTENTION.

The market isn’t hard to game. You just need to watch it, caress it like a delicate flower, and then attack it like a band of mounted mongols, circa 13th century Hungary.

We do it for you here, live, concierge style. But men will be men, always looking to build his own house, make his own mark. At some point in your miserable lifetimes, you will come to the conclusion that paying attention might be something that is too costly for your profoundly important schedules. For those people, I strongly advise seeking professional help and/or moving your money into an index fund and call it a day. For the lot of you, beggards and bastards alike with the mendacity of Brian Williams or “Baghdad” Bob: quit half assing your so called avocation into the capital markets. Invest in news feeds, get a good online broker, join the ranks of Exodus, 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict, and wait for those investments to reap returns.

Far too many of you want it all, without having to work for it.

Go away from my blog now.

As you sit there stupefied by what just transpired, just know that your pain is shared. I shed more than 1.1% for the session, fully disheveled and distraught with anger and regrets.

Having said that, tomorrow is a new day with fresh tragedies to endure.

Good luck.

FYI: All of the Exodus free trial credentials will go out soon. I was busy managing a business today. If you want in, especially after a day like this, email me at Flybroker@gmail and I’ll hook you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it8dbvQFVXU

We all knew this would happen. The Greeks still want reparations and a few cartons of cigarettes from the Nazis for destroying their country 70 years ago. The Greeks never forget and always hold grudges. As such, they now hold the entirety of Europe by its little balls, threatening to plunge them into the fires of castration.

Once removed from the Euro-prison, the Greeks will devalue the fuck out of their currency, making the greedy Italians and incompetent Spaniards envious. Not before long, the entire euro project will plunge into failure, entirely fucking Germany–WHOLESALE–which, in turn, will cause a revolt inside of their political ranks.

Shortly thereafter, a right wing maniac will seize power and mobilize the Nazi parading band of lunatics to invade its neighbors again. Britain will roll their eyes, then bomb the Germans back into the stone age, all the while the fucking Greeks sit back, drinking ouzo and chain smoking filterless cigarettes, ass naked, on the white beaches of Elafonissi.

With markets selling off and Exodus free trials about to take place, there is a distinct possibility that you will get to be entreated to a world famous oversold signal. Mind you, it isn’t for the faint of heart and many of you will be completely wiped out, from now until then. Why, you might even take to the Twitter to rant about your online brokerage failing to fire you and subsequently save you from heinous, self-inflicted, capital losses.

I’ve always tried to save the lot of you, morons surfing across the interwebs in search of fortune. The funny part about the whole equation, you surfing and all, reading away, is your inability to see fortune right in front of your fucking faces. I’ve built a world class market intelligence software, against the advice of friends and business associates, priced it to be attainable for the afternoon snacker, beer guzzler, catamite donkey puncher: you, the reader class.

That being said, I sold out from my RDWR position. The software security trade is over and this one didn’t move, so I am ghost.

I’m down 0.8% today, mostly thanks to CENX getting its balls bounced around. SAGE is outperforming, which is my 2nd largest position. I am still long large amounts of XLU. Should this market continue to weaken, watch for that to make an upside move.

Starting tomorrow through Sunday, the good folks over at iBankCoin will be granting unfettered access into our Market Intelligence Platform (MIP): Exodus.

If, by chance, you’ve yet to behold the glory of Exodus or wish to give it another try, email me: flybroker@gmail . com. Also, I have a staff of servants who do live one on one demos for anyone who requests it. Our customer service is unmatched and shames all others into open humiliation. Ask for a demo.

As for the market, it’s looking rather soft early on. I’m long a wide array of risky assets. But, on the other side of the ledger, my largest position is XLU–which gives me a certain bearshitter quality that I’ve been unable to quantify, thus far. I am fully invested, on the road to Valhalla, handing out beat downs, gratuitously, along the way.

Here is Exodus‘ oversold signals, since inception (2009)

You motherfuckers are still hoping for a decline. How’d you like that intro line? Did that make you feel uneasy? Does my sewered mouth offend you?

Good.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand is a man who is unable to curse. I don’t trust anyone who is constrained by childish notions.

HERETO: The bulled up market is back. Time to lever up and enjoy the splendor that is embedded in the algorithms that direct the money flow into our capital markets. My cash has been depleted. I’m all in again.

Top picks: SAGE, ARWR, CENX (extra aluminum laden drug addict)

I bought more ARWR. Also, I started a new position in YHOO, which is also like smoking from the crack-cocaine pipe.

I added to my TA and SAGE positions, with a full heart and large balls. Also, as fate would have it, I’ve gotten back into the metal, this time as an aluminum man. I intend to see this one through and sell aluminum siding on the side if I have to, in order to help out the industry and all.

I STARTED A NEW POSITION IN CENX.

Had I known my previous blog would’ve created a sugar drop for all the ants to come out and swarm to, I would have never posted it. This mob mentality that the lot of you carry needs to stop. You get mad when others are mad, happy when others are happy, and generally indifferent when you should be interested.

The Greek people are a savage varietal and have defaulted on their debt 50% of the time. I don’t believe the homos at the EU included them in their structure by accident, but by design. They knew Greece would do this and would give them a reason to seize assets on the cheap. First Greece, next Portugal, then Spain and finally Italy. The fucking Germans are going to conquer Europe again, this time with their money.

It’s a diabolical scheme and it seems to be working.

Having said that, markets look tired right now. I have an itch to buy some stock, so I will be out hunting until I find something to eat.