No One Gives a Shit

I should’ve known better than to expect some sort of downward path for stocks just because BANKS WERE COLLAPSING. As always, markets have managed to asses the risk and say ‘fuck you’ and simply sprint higher.

I got a little bogged down in $TZA and $FAZ but have since parted ways with those dastardly bad ideas I had and have now rejoined the soirée, fully expecting grandiose ballroom dancing amidst plumes of Champagne showers.

I have reserved 25% cash for eventualities.