iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,431 Blog Posts

LOOK AT THE PAGEANTRY

SIRS —

I remain in the cold basement quarantined from the world in spite of a negative COVID test. My existence in the world is now limited to only the interwebs, where I cavort, digitally, and boast about my victories. It gets old and awfully tiresome, but it must be repeated again.

“The Fly” wins again.

How did I do it? Fuck off. I’ll never teach any of you ingrates a single thing. My journey into the blackened world of FINTECH has left me jaded to the point of knowing no matter what I say or do — you’re gonna do your own thing anyhow. Do not bother me with questions or emails concerning your shitty portfolios. I have better things to do with my time in this dark basement.

If you want to do better than what you’ve managed — join Stocklabs. For those of you too cheap to invest in your own investment “experience”, fuck off.

Yours disrespectfully,

Fly

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

15 comments

  1. macpatton

    If the sun is shining take the dog for a walk

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. the_wolf

    You sound bitter, angry and pissed off

    Feel better soon Professor

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. john galt

    You took a test? What fer, who cares?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • metalleg

      It’s for the wife. Why do you think he’s down in the basement?

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • roguewave

        Nothing against women, but they have been targeted and have taken hook, line and sinker on this. Going nuts on this stuff, causing much misery, quite unintentionally.
        Paying close attention to everything on the teevee. Believing that – they – care about you.
        The road to hell, …
        Men are just as susceptible to other things.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • traderconfessions
          traderconfessions

          My Lord. My Lord. Let me guess.. you live with mom.

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • purdy

            He’s right. Women have been targeted. Women nurture, they lactate, and, more than is the case with men, they assume that others are like themselves. They assume that government and media whores are not willing to kill for power and money. Men are also vulnerable to programming, but less so than women.

            • 1
            • 1
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • roguewave

            traderconfessions Thanks for the red herring.
            red herring – something that misleads or distracts from a relevant or important question.

            In the future, strongly consider use of the Costanza strategy: do the opposite

            Got a brilliant witty reply? DTO – don’t post it.

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • roguewave

      paraphrase
      Scientists have discovered a new disease.
      It has no known symptoms and no known cure.
      Fortunately it’s confined to certain parts of New Jersey.
      George Carlin

      • 1
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • og

      That’s what people with families do.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • john galt

        Been through family of 6 here twice, who cares what a test says? Do you take a flu test?

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. moosh

    I LOL at all of the medical advice Dr Fly must have received upon announcing such a monstrosity as what used to be called allergies, seasonal cold or maybe even flu. Great tune to sum it and the week up Le Fly!

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • john galt

      How does music evoke so much emotion and still maintain so visual. Beautiful

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. purdy

    American woman shot in the face by our greatest ally. And her funeral attacked by that same ally. Noticing this will have you targeted as an anti-Semite.

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"