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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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BREAKING: The Market Actually Sucks Quite A Lot Today

I’m performing as if the market was up 0.2% — because it actually is up just 0.2%. The general indices point to Grande returns, NASDAQ +200, Dow +400 — but underneath the hood is more 2014 esque cataclysms, stocks panged down with the Devil’s Fork.

Breadth is still negative and small caps are getting drilled. I took out a hedge to sacrifice my money to the Gods. Hopefully we swim higher with alacrity from here. But I doubt it. Oil is in the dumps and the retards from Reddit are having their guts strewn across the tape. This market is perfectly designed to destroy the GAMMA SQUEEZE crew, as they leverage out their family offices into oblivion.

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  1. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Hello inner wall st CB circle

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