An Early Morning Bogging Has Me Working Hard Again

I awoken today to stark and foreboding losses. I exacerbated those losses with several hare brained trades. Presently, I am off by 2.5% and I’ve been forced, coerced even, to dive back into the market with my cash in order to attempt at reversing said misfortunes.

Last night I was with Mrs Fly and Mother in law at the local mall here in Raleigh, NC when SHOTS rang out and people started running all over the place — dragging their kids by the hair to escape the local gang-bangers scourge. As it happened, I was in a PAC-SUN, bored to death as my wife purchased Xmas presents, when we were locked into the store. See, active shooter protocol dictates gates must close down and people must remain still. There was a certain ‘now yoos can’t leave’ vibe to all this — but I soon after left and escaped the horrors of potential life ending gun shots to the face.

I have about 30% cash. My latest purchase was Chinese SPAC NBAC. I tell you this out of charitable generosity, as it happens to be the holiday season. As you know, Le Fly only offers his sage -2.5% for the day advice to members only. I am bemused by their name, NEWBORN ACQUISITION, based in China. I prefer to believe they acquire newborns and sell them to wealthy Japanese businessmen at the Tokyo airport. I will be disappointed whenever I get around to reading a single item about what they do.

Lots of shit flying off the shelves now and the gifts under the tree at House Fly are brimming with decadency. We’ve spent RECORD amounts this year — rewarding all of our children for a year of terrible behavior and sub-par grades. As for yours truly, and I don’t talk about it much, but I have been consumed, mentally and physically, trying to get Stocklabs launched. The undertaking is extreme and I have micro-managed every single feature with everything I have to offer. I’ve been using the software exclusively for my trading since September, sporting +40% trading returns since then. There will be full transparency in all of my portfolios upon launch. Originally, we were supposed to launch in December. But if I’m being honest, that would be a rush job. It’s looking more like Feb 2021 — because there is a slew of price target functions and educational material that needs to be integrated. Plus, we have thousands of people signed up for beta and I have no idea, whatsoever, how that might tax the servers. Nevertheless, and this goes without saying, Exodus is doing just fine now and if you’re too inundated to be smart about trading on your own — I highly recommend you give it a try. It is filled with scores of degenerates just like you — who spend all day shit-posting about grande wins and perversions that could only be discussed in a private forum.

Time to get back to trading and attempt at trading well enough to erase this miserable loss for the day.