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U.S. Assassinates Major Iranian Leader in Iraq

UPDATE: Dow futures are down 200, WTI +2.5%.

In response to being alive and in the way, America is striking back hard — killing all sorts of people tonight in ritual blood sacrifice. The winner in tonight’s Elysium lottery is Qasem Soleimani.

Click the link on Qasem’s name to learn about who he was and you’ll understand this has more to do with Syria than anything else. There must be vast alien treasures buried in Damascus somewhere. Leadership has a serious hard-on for them and those pesky Russians and fucking Iranians keep meddling and stopping us from colonizing them. With this advancement in the beef between American and Iran, one could expect some fireworks. Or maybe not. Who really wants to war with us? We’re fucking crazy lunatics who bomb the shit out of cities for looking at us sideways.

Got a terrorist in your city? Good, now 20,000 people will die because of him. This is how we roll, or dare I say “they” roll. I’m just here for the laughs and the tears. I am of course numb to death by now, having endured 19 years of constant war news. It goes into one ear out the other. Although I will not go as far as comparing America to the Nazis, I can see how Germany got cucked by their military rulers into their wars.

Oil is up 1% and futures are more or less unchanged. Keep an eye out for an Iranian response. I doubt they have the balls. But if they do muster the courage, futures are gonna fucking tank.

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6 comments

  1. ferd

    I’m no expert (not having been in Germany when the Nazis came to power), but there are obvious differences between Americans now and Germans then:

    – The average German male faced a draft and so faced death from the actions of their government and the conflicts in which they were engaged, while Americans send the ignorant and the poor to fight for them;

    – Germans faced severe penalties if they spoke against their own government, while Americans are cowed merely by fear of being politically incorrect if they question our mid-east wars and the influence of Israeli expansionists in our war mongering;

    – Germans had a hard time getting information because their Nazi rulers had tight control of the media and burned books they did not like, while Americans can easily get beyond the MSM BS via the internet …and can easily access listings of books banned (burned) by Amazon …they just don’t care enough to do so.

    But one area in which we are similar to the WWII Germans is that the average German saw themselves as the good guys, even as their government committed evil in their name.

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  2. it is showtime

    The LIKELIHOOD is there will be a trigger pt. The LIKELIHOOD is the indexes will be contracted again, in an election year of a president wanted riddance of.

    pointing out the likelihood because most of you are TOO FUCKING STUPID
    to know it, meaning populace at large, even though it actually-is the Likelihood (now)

    The Likelihood is (now) that this leg was predetermined multimonth ceaseless bullshit,
    which is a joke to say now because that was the case all along.
    After FEB 2018 they reobtained Aths before blowing up OCT 2018.
    I said they likely would reobtain Aths, again, before the 3rd blowup,
    and it would be bigger than the 2nd which was bigger than the 1st.

    And it all fucking lines up with the election year of a president they need ridding. Were
    you tools? Were you all tools? Are you gonna be FuCKeD when the system shits?

    Yeah. motherfucker
    Most of my posts will be prophetic after the crossing

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  3. tha pirate

    President Trump eliminated the senior military leader of terror in The Middle East. Instead of applauding him, the far left extremists look for a way to undermine and insult this achievement. The Mullahs in Iran, (who Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama saw fit to send 150 Billion dollars, plus another 2 Billion in CASH on pallets) as well as other radical Islamist terrorists have now got the message that a NEW sheriff is in town. There will no longer be tolerance & a free pass for attacks on Americans or our Embassies (like Bengazi). The people who insult the President should try to remember what comes from appeasement, a lesson we should have learned after 9/11

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    • numbersgame

      Maybe if we stop killing Muslims, they’ll stop killing Americans. Read some history, dipshit.

      I’m a proud American, but educated enough to know that WE started this war with Iran more than 60 years ago. Tell, me, if a foreign country came in here and toppled Trump, then put in a dictator of their choosing, how would American react?

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