iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Bull Market Might Have Just Ended

You shiny faced fuckers don’t have the slighted clue of what is behind the bend. You cannot see it because it’s beyond your peripheral vision; but I can see it and it’s odious and disgusting and it’s going to cut your dicks off.

Lots of excess in this tape lads. Let’s be honest with one another right now. The SPY is +30% for the year because financial engineering, actual rigging of balance sheet. No one in their right God damned mind should wear a pair of CROX outside the house or beach. There is a heaving mess about to spill over and I suspect this latest gorilla run with cock in tow in biotech is the tip of the fucking ice’d berg.

The sickness will soon leave the quarantined camp and infect the populous, causing the casino to seize up and collapse. You will be grateful for my warnings, as the prophecy of my markets warnings bears delicious fruit.

I can honestly say I’ve been purposely ignorant on stocks that past 6 months or so, turning a blind eye to the ruins around me. But the time is now and the year is old, tired, and fat. In early 2020, I intend to slay the fat beast and devour its remains.

Other than that, I am having a joyous occasion and am delighted by the summer climes here in Cary, NC.

I am presently 40% cash, heavily positioned in 3x ETFs of ill repute.

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5 comments

  1. it is showtime

    You, can’t delay brexit this time, elites

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  2. acehood

    Fly what are your favorite restaurants in and around your area?

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  3. tradercaddy

    Just came back from a few days in NYC.
    Weather was nice (for them) also.
    The problem though is when the temps are in 45-50 range the urine smell is fairly strong in the subway stations.

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    • metalleg

      It’s a acquired taste. If you lived here, you’d get used to it and appreciate the fine aromas the city has to offer.

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  4. sia

    Let me guess, next post will be about how you have switched and how the market will be up 30% next year?

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