I woke up in a miserable mood this morning, angry at the sun, the fucking dew on the grass and most definitely the fucking dogs. I used to be a dog person, up until I had some dogs. Now I gaze upon them in amazement, at how something so stupid can be viewed as wonderful. Don’t get me wrong, DOGFAGS, dogs are funny — real fucking knee slappers, up until the point they piss your bed and shit your rugs. And I know, that burden lies with the owner to properly train the dog, by locking it up in cages and wielding power moves over it with small pieces of fucking food. But if you’re not into that sort of thing, you get to clean up shit. Also, you get to walk two animals around town that attack everything in sight. Funny thing, they attack everything out of fear, so scared they’re afraid fo defecate in public, else some sort of lion might sneak up from behind and eat them up.
After the walk, I attempted to make myself a proper French omelette, but failed. The omelette got twisted and I got pissed off and ditched my efforts of perfection in exchange for stuffing my face with two eggs. I also made some dark roast coffee, French press of course, which is now lukewarm to cold. Nothing is worse than this beverage I am drinking now.
At least I have some classical music to soothe the savage beast in me, which is, by the way, intermittently interrupted by one of my fucking dogs barking at her shadow.
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Chin up lad. Greener pastures await.
You know what goes great with cold coffee and rabid pissing and shitting dogs? Banking coin…get to work 🙂
FUCK OFF
that was easy and expected
the g/f’s dog pisses in my house even after I walk him and wants to bite the nose off every other dog
my dog, on the other hand, is a fabulous creature … don’t need a leash, loves people, indifferent to dogs except the occasional one
I’ve watched shows like the dog-whisperer, nanny 911, etc.
It’s clear to me that any problems with pets/kids is usually 10% the pets/kids and 90% the way the owners/parents treat them. You need the right balance of discipline and compassion.
Ditch the French! Behold!! This is the best coffee man has ever made for $30 and it travels nicely
https://www.amazon.com/AeroPress-Coffee-Espresso-Maker-Tote/dp/B0018RY8H0/ref=asc_df_B0018RY8H0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198075789534&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9772987951125061316&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9022830&hvtargid=pla-351953890228&psc=1
Anybody who spends $30 for a pound of coffee should not
be fucking around in the stock market, because he is
financially illiterate.
The most enjoyable dogs are OPD.
Other people’s dogs.
Get a cat.