It’s such a corny title — and frankly I don’t give shit. This is a day meant for snoring — lounging on a chair while the portfolio drifts higher. I’m sure the programmers who designed this realm created this mood as a mode to fool people into a false sense of security — just so they could clown-rape them later. Even so, I do enjoy it.
The only thing that concerns me is my Bubble Basket is down for the day. We’re supposed to be enjoying risk and the riskiest stocks are down for the day.
That’s odd.
At the vet today, the fucking dog doctor made me feel like a bastard dog owner — just because my dog looks mangy AF and because she’s missing a few vaccines. I was going tell him — ‘listen here, Dog-Fucker — some people work for a living and don’t have time to play games with animals.’ But I refrained and sheepishly nodded and agreed to at some point bring my bitch back there so they could inject and prod — poke and grab. Fuck off vets.
He also tried to tell me to stop feeding the dog table food — because she’s 2 pounds overweight. I suppose if humans were fed only kibble for their entire lives — we’d live longer too. What the fuck is his problem — trying to deny my nice little dog from enjoying a morsel of food while alive for an entire 10 year life span. Fuck off vets.
Moving on, stocks are great — blah, blah, blah.
Top picks: TROV, MOMO, TIGR, JPM, FHL
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Trying some OAS here …in case oil/XLE pokes through
I don’t want to say don’t listen to your vet, but not all that kibble is high quality
My software names are down which is strange. No China exposure I guess?