WORST.XMAS.EVER

You can’t say you weren’t warned. Oil drops makes oil stocks go lower which makes debt to equity balloon which makes high yield gets hit which hurts the market. There is a workflow, a pecking order here, that is easily decipherable. Just like bearing witness to IYR and VNQ being the only major assets yet to death-cross lower and me positioning, KEENLY, into DRV with a double sized position.

See pal, this is who I am — and you’re nothing.

Good Father? Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to read here, CLOSE.

I’d like to sit here and write an eloquent blog about how everything is going to be all right and how your stocks splendid — but it would be a lie. On this Xmas 2018, Le Fly offers you the gift of truth and that truth is, inexorably, you’re fucked. Markets are reeling lower because there is a ball in motion, a ball that will be revealed, in a great reveal, later on down the road. In the meantime, you wallow in your misery — because you’re a slave to the bull — getting poked by it with indescribable fury.

You’ve worked hard for your money and it doesn’t deserve to be treated in such an indecorous manner. The decade long bull market has made you weak, flabby, greasy, and fat. It’s time to take matters into your own hands and regain the initiative god damn it. Hope isn’t an investment option, but an opiate for the masses to dream away as they’re murdered.

I wish you all a Merry Xmas and hope that you can forgive yourselves for genuflecting to the bull. Find solace in knowing during periods like this that there are men out there, like The Fly, with the eternal fortitude and zeal to see this market through, ravish and forage from it, like an army of locusts sweeping through the lands plagued by drought and famine.

“The Fly” is, after all, a man of the people. I wish you and yours a good day.

(tips hat).

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