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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Reminder: Trade Wars Are Good, And Easy to Win

What the fuck are you scared of, losing a little money? Our beloved leader has told us ‘trade wars are good, and easy to win’. Why don’t you believe him and buy more?

After the close, it’s allegedly reported by the FAKE NEWS media that Trump will unleash another broadside into the helm of the Chinese nation. Without the US consumer, China will revert back to the rice paddies to live out the rest of history in irrelevancy. If they do not like it, we can always send our aircraft carriers there to teach them a lesson.

Truth be told, everything about this market is wrong — but we edge higher regardless. The time for panic is now. But the time for buying dips is soon. Be ready for a leg lower, followed by frenzied purchases by once famous hedge fund managers attempting to recapture a former glory.

As sad as it is and as gloomy as the truth stands firm, we cannot repeat the past. The things you did yesterday will forever be catalogued in the annuls of time and the things you’re doing now are forging a path to the future. You can choose to trailblaze ahead, changing with the times, or you can stand there watching others whir by, contemplating the halcyon days when your life was golden, flawless, and without malice.

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One comment

  1. Fidel Cash Grow

    The Patriots are apparently close to trading for Josh Gordon. That would be a nice win

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