Good afternoon lads,
I just got back from my afternoon dog walk of picking up shit and running through the mud. When I returned, I was entreated to a runaway market — up 300. This, as you know, is a bane to my collection of inverse ETFs, by which I am losing fortune from.
DO NOT WORRY
Tomorrow I expect the market to crash again, maybe after a Trump tweet or perhaps some indiscriminate tariff. Plus, the President’s approval rating is now greater than 50%, which means absolutely nothing — but it’s good news for the present status quo — which incidentally changes on a daily basis.
For the day, I was +0.8% in one account and down in another. The degrees of my lossitude is, quite frankly, none of your concern.
Topping off my day, I might parlay these losses into a long drive to and fro karate school, an ill conceived denizen where I like to burn money in exchange for parental duties. Afterwards, I might segue into a restaurant for poorly cooked foods or maybe some more grocery shopping — because one could never buy too much hummus and loaves of bread.
FML
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Yeah, if a Fox News reader reads this Chinese state newspaper to him, he might be triggered to step up the tweets: http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1096648.shtml
Let’s hope so.
Trump is like dealing with a woman twice bankrupted and divorced three times. What the fuck about Amazon and China? The man drives looking out the rear view mirror.
Naah. The fun begins when China starts dumping TSY. It’s not like they are worth anything at all. If a private company gets into too much debt, like the USG, creditors take over. What can China, the creditor here, do re bankrupted USG? Nothing.
BofA: Markets will soon begin to panic about debt sustainability
congame. confidence game. who blinks first
Crashy Friday and a crashier next week.
Can you deduct the cost of karate school on taxes?
You could during Obama, not now under the new Trump plan.
China apparently thinks it needs to teach the US, a lesson. they think they can with stand a trade war. Fucking rerard chinks can’t make a decent product without US design direction and we have pull teeth just to get them stop fucking their retard shortcuts that we find out after shipping. All smart chinks are in Taiwan. The cultural revolution mind destruction is still being felt. And fuck all the retarded chink tourists at out national parks, the obnoxious fucks.
I really dont understand it China Gdp per person is like $1200. It is the land of sweatshop. Lets keep it that way.
So American companies spend Billionson IP. Rather than hire American workers – their potential custoerms as Henry Ford knew, they decied to pay extra shipping and trasportaion cost to get to the cheaper labor.
So the Chinese say: you can use our cheap labor, but ten we own hlaf the manfucaturign company and we need to see your IP to see how to build it, of course. And the Chinese are the stupid ones?
Going all in crytpo sia and bitcoin. these are both safe havens.
I do not expect the market to crash – too predictable.
I expect the morning to be slightly higher, maybe even a gap up opening. Then I expect sideway or more slightly up action. Mid-day we should see peopel unload stock, because how many want to hold over the weekend based on March action? EoD I expect ramp down, or maybe some 3:45 elevator action.
Altogether, we’ll probably tick a weekly high, but end the day near Wednesday’s lows.
It’s the Snb buying. Not: people.
Snb, Ny fed, Ecb, Citadel
Are you related to tradingnymph…
people may be unloading or splurging but the
overriding intraday contour/direction
is still
90%
controlled
centrally programmed
Would the instant-burst around 3:45 be authentic investor buying? No.
No there was no reason for an on-the-dime reversal after a slight dropoff 3-3:30.
That’s someone, watching the goddam indexes, and wanting to hold a +1% dow,
And entering a master level surge order. Stop saying “mom and pop floor traders” are responsible for the outcome. lol nymph never grasped the notion that market-participants were secondary to the index programming over the last 6yrs
Why are futures crashing? Any news or just back to our regularly scheduled correction?
Trump promises 100B in new tariffs. The market rebounded over the past few days because many think he won’t follow through. If he does, markets will be much lower in a few months.
Dow -400 AH
Here is why:
BREAKING: Trump asks US trade representative to consider $100 billion in additional tariffs on Chinese products cnbc.com/2018/04/05/tru…
Fly wins again lol
Bloomberg according to sources. Hoggs balls finally dropped after taking it dirty from a donkey.
Fair and balanced.
I love President Trump more and more.
Combine your posts, they will have more substance.
I want $200 billion when the next porn star opens her mouth.
Retards copy, cus that is all they can do. Retard strength works for short time but they crash and burn quick when bitch slapped by reality.