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NBC: According to ‘Senior Sources’, the FBI Investigation into the Clinton Emails is Done

Pete Williams, long time shill of the democrat party, neatly placed amongst all of the pizza partying miscreants in the state run media organization called NBC, said the FBI investigation into the Clinton emails is essentially done. The Comey announcement today was merely a precursor of what will eventually be an official announcement — closing the case on the email drama.

The FBI has looked into this matter very thoroughly and have found no rules were broken. No word on whether Clinton’s maid will be brought up on charges for printing out classified documents from H. Clinton’s email box yet. Now that the FBI is freed up from the email scandal, hopefully they’ll now refocus their efforts on stopping right wingers from printing fake news and also stop ‘citizen journalists’ from accessing illegal Wikileaks on social media.

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DOW FUTURES EXPLODE TO THE UPSIDE AFTER THE FBI VINDICATES HILLARY CLINTON

Bears will awaken tomorrow afternoon to a most acrimonious reproach from equity markets — as Dow futures indicate more than a 200 point spike upon opening.
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The narrative isn’t that Hillary will win on Tuesday. That has always been something Wall Street was pricing in. But the fact the Comey said nothing changed with the discovery of new emails on Weiner’s laptop means there isn’t going to be a post-inauguration shit show — which may lead to eventual impeachment proceedings. There’s nothing Wall Street despises more than uncertainty.

For a moment, let’s remove ourselves from the politics of the election and try to understand what this new piece of information means.

For one, it means an easy Fed, most likely led by Yellen. This should be dollar bearish. Also, gold should trade higher, in spite of the fact that it’s off by 1.2% this evening. I think that has more to do with risk on, than anything to do with monetary policy predictions.

The dollar is raging vs the dollar by more than 1%, another risk on tell. And, finally, the peso is smashing skulls to the upside, by 2.4%, on the specter of more of the same illegal exportation of drugs and impoverished people into these great United Steaks.

Now, in the event the LA Times poll turn about to be right, Trump +6, then this entire rally will be revoked and a great hazard will befall all those pajama clad misfits buying SPY futs tonight.

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Comey Clears Clinton Again: 650,000 Emails Have Been Reviewed and Zero Criminality Found

He was just doing his job, telling Congress that the FBI had found a bunch of shit on Weiner’s computer. However, CNN and Clinton have been saying all along that there was nothing illegal about any of the confidential emails found on Weiner’s computer.

See, Weiner is married to Huma Abedin and state secrets are safe with him.

Comey wrote that investigators had worked “around the clock” to review all the emails found on a device used by former congressman Anthony Weiner that had been sent to or from Clinton and that “we have not changed our conclusions expressed in July.”

Now it’s the republicans turn to call Comey a traitor and how he’s cucking for Clinton. At the same time, the democrats will now rejoice and praise the integrity of Comey, who has done an profound job of reviewing 650,000 emails in about a week. The speed readers at the FBI are significant and proficient.

Alas, this should pave the way for a Clinton victory. America should expect wanton satanic rituals to take place tonight, in celebration of the pizza parties to come.

Here is Comey’s letter.

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Clinton’s Director of Propaganda, Jennifer Palmieri: The Wikileaks Are Fake

I just had a shill chastise me on Twitter to stop posting Wikileaks info, because Russia did it and I was doing the bidding of a foreign government.

Again, for you fucking slack jacked involents.

If you’re mad at the cops for revealing that you’re a pedo, it doesn’t negate the fact that your a god damned pedo.

Here’s Jennifer Palmieri tweeting out to her idiot supporters to ignore the Wikileaks, as they’re all fakes.

Wikileaks responded in a way that was certain to make her cringe.

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Wikileaks: Doug Band Accuses Chelsea Clinton of Using Foundation Money to Finance Wedding

Doug Band knows the Clinton Foundation better than most, since he’s the guy who was raising money for it from his rolodex of fortune 100 companies. Moreover, he’d pressure those same companies to hire Bill Clinton for gratuitous speaking fees. Doug was making a small fortune in fees as well.

So here he is venting to Podesta about Chelsea Clinton, saying she was using Clinton Foundation to finance her wedding, amongst other things.

This doesn’t sound kosher to me.

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Wikileaks: CNBC’s John Harwood Asked Podesta What He Should Ask Jeb Bush During Interview

Look at this shit. The corrupt shill known as John Harwood, Chief Washington Corespondent at CNBC, specifically asked the head of Clinton’s campaign, John Podesta, what he should ask Jeb Bush during his scheduled interview.

Where is the journalistic integrity? How can CNBC keep this man in their employ without it being a complete joke?

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Out of all the Harwood leaks, this is the most shameful. It’s one thing to be a shill, but asking Podesta to put his hand up your ass and to become your puppet master is next level chincanery.

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Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is John Podesta’s Lap Dog

It won’t be long until Podesta’s clan of Lucifer worshipping, pizza eating, devils convinced Zuck to completely ban any semblance of free speech on Facebook.

Based upon the email below, Mark is already a big fan.

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This Wikileaks Email Has the Internet Buzzing with Questions

I told you the rabbit hole went deep. I’ve been sitting on this one for about a day — mainly because I didn’t want to believe what this email was saying. Here is the original document. Now in the beginning of the thread, this monster said he never had an affair — which immediately red flags this email as being sexual in nature.

Then it goes on to discuss how children 11, 9 and 7 would be in the hot tub ‘for further entertainment’. Bear in mind, this email wasn’t sent to children, but old men in Washington.

Am I reading this wrong here? Play devil’s advocate and debunk this for me — because it’s really starting to get me angry.

This fellow on Twitter thinks it’s all innocent. Perhaps he’s right.

She thinks it’s innocent banter. Maybe the satanic stuff is making everyone crazy.

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