CHINESE GOV’T INTERVENES TO SUPPORT YUAN; STOCKS STAGE RALLY

The Chinese government, with its FX reserves of $3.4 trillion, announced it intervened to buoy its currency. They’ve been trying to stem losses in the Yuan since the summer, allocating more than $100 bill per mo in the process.

“State-owned banks were offering dollar liquidity around 6.59, suspected to be on behalf of the central bank,” said a trader at a European bank in Shanghai. “This happened both today and yesterday.”

The Yuan was rallying v the dollar for the first time in 9 days. But now it’s about flat. The question is: can it hold?

Dow futures are higher by 126.

China is up 1.6%.

Oil is up 1.3%.

All of this is fine and dandy; but there’s an underlying uneasiness to this tape. It’s suspect.

These are the sort of “squalls” I’ve read about in the best investment book ever written, 28 Years in Wall Street, by Henry Clews. This day and age, we all act like robber barons, pillaging one another, so we might as well get markets like them.

The Dow is down a thousand points this week.

How extensive is the damage to individual stocks? Take a look at this median year to date carnage.

Some of the highlights include: Shippers down 15%, Auto Dealerships down 14.4%, Oil and Gas down 12%, Biotech down 11.4%. The only sector that has evaded the market’s wrath is gold, +10%.

The best performing ETFs for the year are LABD (+40%), UVXY (+33%), DWTI (+33%).

Mega cap underperformers of note are AAPL (-8%), MSFT (-5.3%), AMZN (-10%), WFC (-7.5%), JPM (-7.5%), BABA (-10%), CX (-16.4%), BHP (-12%), VLKPY (-14%).

Side note: This is the worst start to the S&P 500 ever.

The Gross man is right. The Fed had a window of opportunity to hike rates and squandered it. Instead, we are stuck with fucking assholes thinking the market is primed for a 100 bps hike into the teeth of a global equity collapse. If it wasn’t so god damned funny, it’d be sad.

The open looked promising, with the Dow halving its losses and people generally giddy about the specter that it’d close green.

Not gonna happen.

By the grace of the Devil himself, markets are now plunging to new lows, down over 400 points. There is wild speculation regarding China, as they’ve taken measures to completely annihilate themselves. They’ve suspended circuit breakers and now will enjoy the full panic of an investor class better fit for a hoe, than a brokerage account. And that’s the farm tool, you ignoramus.

I expect the Chinese market to fall good and hard tonight, emulating, and ironically copying, previous market crashes held here, right in America. The Chinese and their piracy ways will now feel the wrath of investor enmity.

Municipal bond yields are plunging, as well as sovereign bond yields of western nations. These are safe havens and will continue to do well, as we sink to lower levels.

Aside from my SPY position, I will continue to hold TLT until the yield curve inverts.

I’ve searched far and wide for an elixir to cure the every day bear market crash/cataclysm, and I’ve found it.

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Sell your Chevron and Exxon Mobile and make room in your portfolios for one more oil stock. The House of Saud, a family we’ve all come to intimately love and endure, are showing UNPARALLELED generosity by permitting us to give them some of our dollars–in exchange for non-voting shares of their most prized possession.

ARAMCO.

If it all comes crashing down, so be it. I can’t just sit here, watching these letters with numbers decrease in value without doing anything.

I told you 2016 would be a transitional year for “The Fly”, a year in which I eschewed the risk of individual non-systematic stocks, in exchange for broader tactical allocations using the power of Exodus.

To that end, I added to my SPY position at $195.12, reducing my basis to $198ish. Details are inside of the hallowed halls. My risk is mitigated by holding period, which is inflexible, the diversified nature of SPY, my TLT position and my calculator brain.

It’s not how the market opens, but how it closes.

So here are the two main issues we’re dealing with.

1. Chinese slowdown, which is exposing how rank amateur they truly are, in regard to dealing with the complexities of being a first world economic power. They’re not ready.

2. The Federal Reserve and their stubborn, delusional, policy to hike interest rates into the teeth of a meltdown.

I’ve mentioned this over and over, ever since the Fed started jawboning about hiking rates.

As for the Chinese, they’re simply too green, and not the organic type, to instill confidence in world markets. They have no idea (extra Cramer) what they’re doing.

Cramer sums it up here.

UPDATE: The Chinese gov’t “tweeted” on Weibo that they’re suspending their insane circuit breaker rule. This should get interesting. Down 20% anyone?

We’re creatures of habit. When things get hard, tough, most people tend to take the path of least resistance. In regard to the markets, it’s very easy to believe “the end is near” because it means we don’t have to try hard. After all, how could we make money or outperform when the world is ending. It’s wholly ridiculous to listen to positivity, when all we see it bloody red murder.

Enter Marc Faber: the doom and gloom we all need on a really bad day.

He’s always a great pick-me up, especially on days like this. Marc Faber is a very sick man, albeit a very funny one.

James Galbraith, University of Texas professor and economist aka Boss of all Bosses, takes the Fed to task for the inane strategy that is currently ravaging world markets, which is “hike now, in order to cut later.”

Really, Janet “fucking” Yellen? The assumption that rates needs to go higher now, so that you’ll have some “ammo” later, makes no sense at all and is causing the very issues that you’re trying to avert.

So, my life isn’t all about throwing tomatoes at Mr. Gartman. When he’s right, he’s right. With regard to the Fed, he is most certainly right when he says they’ve lost their fucking minds (I’m paraphrasing here).