There isn’t a bigger assclown than Marco Rubio. Out of all the assclowns from all the assclowneries, Marco Rubio takes the crown, the asshat.
Big dumbo ears did nothing during tonight’s caucuses, further denigrating the GOP establishment hacks who are throwing millions down the Rubio toilet bowl.
Both Cruz and Trump are anti establishment candidates, with the former deranged by his fanatical religious beliefs and allegiance to tea party morons.
The blokes at HSBC are not impressed. They view the current drawdown as unimpressive and do not believe economic conditions on the ground warrant you assholes to step into stocks after a 20% mind numbing melt up.
As such, they recommend that you insert yourself as a singular brick into the wall of worry.
“Cash is king in a world with [debt] overhangs,” the team, led by Global Head of Asset Allocation Fredrik Nerbrand, said in a note published late on Thursday. “While markets have stabilized following the January sell-off, we find limited reasons to add to equity risk. We prefer to have allocations to high-yield and emerging market debt where risk premia are more appealing.”
“Unless corporate earnings start to turn up, there is very limited upside for economically sensitive assets such as equities,” HSBC writes.
Still lofty valuations
While valuations have certainly become a bit more attractive over the course of the downturn, HSBC points out that it is still hard to snap up market bargains. The team is skeptical, however, about how much of a factor valuations have been or will be in the future: “The current drawdown is hardly spectacular. Nor were valuations a reason for the sell-off or a reason why markets should stabilize at this point.”
Taking all this into account, HSBC has updated its asset allocation model, increasing its cash holdings by 11 percentage points, to 17 percent, in their six-month tactical portfolio while decreasing its allocation to German and Swedish bonds, where yields “have now dropped to levels that offer limited scope for future returns.” Meanwhile, the team is cutting its losses on Chinese equities, noting simply that the position “has not performed in line with … expectations.”
“Economic trends continue to drag lower,” the team said. “This implies further risks to corporate earnings and overall investor sentiment. A slow growth outlook also increases the possibility of greater perception of political risks. We can see that correlations between periphery bonds and equity markets have increased. This implies that markets are once again more concerned about sovereign debt overhang.”
Most hipster anarchists dream of this movie coming true. They’d love to see some guy prancing around in a mask, blowing up government buildings. That’s because they’re idiots.
V for Vendetta is, essentially, a modern version of the Guy Fawkes plot to blow up parliament. Back in 1605, Guy Fawkes created the mask you see in V and attempted to “gunpowder” parliament. He failed and to this day the lads in Britain celebrate said failure by burning him in effigy and lighting fireworks.
How wonderful.
In this movie, however, the lads in Britain weren’t as lucky.
If you like action mixed with anarcharistic “fuck the government” rhetoric, this movie is for you.
The market feigned weakness late in the day, then steam rolled higher to conclude a very impressive week of gains for stocks. Crude oil was higher by 4%, capping off a crazed week where the majority of stocks in the index soared by 30%. This contrasts mightily with the overall glum outlook for the industry, currently plagued by job losses and looming insolvency due to over leveraged balance sheets. The one silver lining, post commodity stock melt up, is the recent buoyancy may very well pave the way for massive share offerings–in order to help companies manage their debt. I can guarantee you that investment bankers will be working around the clock this weekend to price deals, in order to buy these companies time for the underlying commodities to rebound further.
If you’re buying into energy related stocks whose balance sheets are impaired, you run a grave risk of being caught flat footed by immensely dilutive share offerings.
Having said that, in some cases, share prices might continue higher following large secondaries, depending on the mood of the market. In some instances, the market will sell the stock because of dilution. In other cases, the stock will rally, in celebration of the fact that the company might live to fight another day.
With the IPO pipeline sealed shut, advisory accounts hammered over the past 3 months, you can bet your bottom dollar the investment banks will try their worst to price secondaries now, in order to ‘save’ companies and generate fees.
If not for profit, do it for the sake of posterity. I’d like to believe my legacy can be carried on into the future, just like many of you. Do not permit your perversions of reality cloud your judgement to the point that it impairs your well being.
Oil and gas stocks are up almost 30%, on a median basis, over the past two weeks. Let’s pretend that you’re bullish and never believed the horseshit coming out from the recession club. Are you prepared to buy into stocks that have hockey stick’ up, based solely on the the tenuous tight rope concept that the economy is strong enough to grow, but weak enough to avoid further rate hikes?
Sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it?
Come now. Don’t be an asshat. Book the gains and wait for better prices.
I must admit, this deal is very alluring. There is a scarcity value here, alongside the intrinsic value of a legendary sports franchise, that makes the 1% stake at $24 million attractive.
For the purposes of the sale, Club 9 values the team at $3 billion, then applies a 20 percent discount that acknowledges the limited influence of minority owners. “Paying anything below $24MM for a 1% stake is a good value in our view, especially considering this is the most valuable, most iconic and most recognized sports team in North America.”
Unfortunately, I hate the Yankees and hope their new stadium gets infested with locusts for opening day. Nevertheless, for wealthy Yankee fans, this is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a piece of the franchise.
Well, to be fair to the discussion, I saw similar things at the bottom in 2009, when soon to be dead bank stocks rose from the dead to eat the brains of short sellers presiding over their corpses.
The squeezes taking place today is a continuation of a rally we’ve seen in the sector for two weeks. But today’s gains are stupendous. I take nothing away from them, other than to warn you they are complete horseshit. Those buying into today’s rally will rue the day their father decided to date mom or vice versa.
Many of these companies will not be solvent by this time next year. Dead cats, apparently, bounce quite high. Impressive!
In another shocking media appearance, 2012s GOP nominee for President, Mitt Romney, said he would not vote for Trump under any circumstance and would like to see the GOP elite choose a candidate at the convention, instead of honoring the will of the voters by choosing Trump.
By extension, Romney is saying he’d much rather see Clinton in office than the leading GOP candidate, which begs the question: is the Republican Party a party at all, if they so easily toss away the will of the people and support the opposition party over their own candidate?
Against Obama, Romney was a very doscile and quiet man. With Trump, however, he’s very animated. Make no mistake, the GOP is having their water boy send out these trial balloons now in order to gauge public opinion. They intend to steal the nomination from Trump, without question.
Both copper and oil are up more than 3%. This is exactly what the market needed to cause a short squeeze, on this Friday afternoon.
Shares of FCX are going absolutely bananas, following the move higher in crude/copper, coupled with their asset sale. This is the single best barometer of risk in this market. This stock, alongside many other commodity related shares, have been on fire for the better part of 3 weeks now.
The S&P is pushing +10% since the bottom. Naturally, there is going to be a need to rest these gains and observe the wall of worry. Right now, there is a lot of energy being spent on annihilating short sellers. Stocks with big short positions are, by far, outstripping those with small bets against them.
Gold is doing well, thanks to a weakening dollar. And bonds are selling off aggressively, which indicates a thaw in the market, as institutions who fled for the safety of government reallocate back into stocks.
Jim Rogers took to Bloomberg teevee to discuss the utterly hopeless plight of the American economy, which is hell bound for a most deleterious recession, according to Jim.
“It’s been seven years, eight years since we had the last recession in the U.S. and normally, historically we have them every four to seven years for whatever reason—at least we always have,” he said. “It doesn’t have to happen in four to seven years but look at the debt, the debt is staggering.”
“If you look at the…payroll tax figures [in the U.S.], you see they’re already flat,” he concluded. “Don’t pay attention to the government numbers, pay attention to the real numbers.”
“It might even turn into a bubble,” he said of the greenback. “I mean, if markets around the world are crashing, let’s just say that scenario happens, everybody’s going to put their money in the U.S. dollar—it could turn into a bubble.”
Singapore Rogers is out of his fucking mind. It’s one thing to make a call. It’s entirely another story to say stuff like this.
