The Media Cover Up of Hillary’s Medical Emergency is Prime Comedy

I cannot do better justice than Paul J. Watson’s video, who was first to discuss this pressing topic. Our media has been castrated.

Watch and enjoy.

Because Hillary is constantly lying about all sorts of shit, from what she had for dinner to Benghazi, people are naturally skeptical about everything she says or does. In my last post, I posited the idea that taking a photo opp with a small girl, when showing extreme symptoms of pneumonia, is probably a bad idea.

Agree?

Ok.

ENTER THE FUCKING INTERNETS.

What if I told you that the woman taking the photo opp was in fact a body double?

Look at the nose.

OOPS! Hillarys body double forgets which side H likes to carry her purse. #HillarysDouble#HillarysHealthpic.twitter.com/H4vGUnuRKm

— Pharoah Klap (@KlapBoss) September 12, 2016

Body double, yea or nay?

NOTE: A woman named Teresa Barnwell quit her job several months ago to impersonate Clinton full time.

UPDATE: And then there’s this, Hillary’s body double’s tweet.

Or maybe I was in NYC today…you never know! pic.twitter.com/B4bclMD1lA

— Teresa Barnwell (@teresa_barnwell) September 11, 2016

Pneumonia is contagious for a minimum of 3 days after taking anti-biotics. Some virile strains of the virus are contagious for as long as two weeks. After today’s event where H. Clinton collapsed after a 9/11 ceremony, the Clinton team put out a statement–blaming the episode on pneumonia, which they claim was diagnosed on Friday.

Not being a dick here, but if I was diagnosed with pneumonia, I wouldn’t be having fundraisers, exposing my most loyal sycophants to a potentially life ending virus.  Note, the deplorables comments linked above was made at a fundraiser after she was allegedly diagnosed on Friday.

Secondly, I would never have permitted my moronic staff to have a little girl run out to meet me, following a fainting episode, which is without question a sign that the alleged pneumonia was showing strong symptoms and was 100% contagious. I am sure the future leader of the free world had a physician on staff to alert her to the dangers of her ailment, no?

So, parents out there, now having the benefit of hindsight, if you were the parents of this little girl, would you be pissed off that H. Clinton exposed your young one to her sickness or not?

By the way, contracting pneumonia is no laughing matter and isn’t something that should be held back from the public. It would’ve explained all of her odd ball behavior and I am certain the public would’ve empathized with her. The problem with her story is that it’s all a fucking lie.

That title might be a bit extreme. Japan is off a little more than 1.5% and Australian stocks are off about 2%. All in all, the Asian session is an organized mess.

DAX futures are indicating down 1.7%.

Dow futures are off by 80, hardly anything to worry about thus far.

But, underneath the surface, there are a few things for you to start panicking over–much of which has to do with seasonality. ‘Tis the season for sharply lower markets. Right now, WTI crude is off by 1.2% and bonds are rallying.

All eyes on CNH, as it nears 6.7. Should the yuan break 6.7, I promise you will hear about people worrying about Chinese capital flight, bearing witness to centaurs in Beijing kicking people in the chest for their dollars.

Gold is lower again by 0.45% and silver is down 2.5%.

Copper is continuing the path of least resistance, lower–now off by 0.7%

UPDATE: DAX futs -2.1%. The Hang Seng is off by 2.75%

Just as the price of crude began to swoon, out comes a fucking insane Libyan commander seizing control of two important oil ports–totally hating on the US led UN power apparatus currently not running things.

Forces loyal to east Libyan commander Khalifa Haftar on Sunday seized at least two key oil ports from a rival force loyal to the U.N.-backed government, risking a new conflict over the OPEC nation’s resources.

Ahmed al-Mismari, a spokesman for Haftar’s self-styled Libyan National Army (LNA), said its fighters had full control of Es Sider, Ras Lanuf, Brega and Zueitina after launching an early morning military operation on the eve of the Muslim holiday of Eid.

The attacks on Libya’s major oil ports by Haftar, who opposes the U.N.-backed Government of National Accord (GNA), could derail efforts to restart production. Those efforts are seen as critical to saving Libya’s economy and helping the GNA survive.

Ever since we fomented civil war in Libya, oil production has plunged from 1.6m bps to just 200k.

Thus far, this isn’t having much of an effect on crude prices, currently down 1.2% for the session.

You cannot have a worse launch than your fucking phone literally catching fire and exploding in the hands of consumers. US regulators and Samsung itself are asking consumers to shut their fucking phones off and turn them shits in, otherwise risk burning your whole village down during recharge.

“We are asking users to power down their Galaxy Note 7s and exchange them as soon as possible,” said Koh Dong-jin, Samsung’s mobile president. “We are expediting replacement devices so that they can be provided through the exchange program as conveniently as possible.”

Consumers can visit Samsung’s service centres to receive rental phones for temporary use. Samsung plans to provide Galaxy Note 7 devices with new batteries in South Korea starting Sept. 19, but schedules for other countries vary.

Earlier this month, Samsun issued a recall for more than 2.5m note 7s.

To date, Samsung has documented 35 fires due to their piece of shit phones. In one case, a family was charging their little Korean phone inside of their jeep. That shit caught fire and burned the fucking car to a cinder.

Tim Cook is reportedly super-duper happy about this shit and has been celebrating by partaking in homosexual speed dating festivals.

Shares of Samsung are down more than 5% in Korean trading.

Quit talking about the symbolism of a Presidential candidate collapsing at a 9/11 ceremony, 15 years after those heinous attacks. Where you see weakness and frailness, H. Clinton’s personal physician sees strength.

In a press release given by her campaign, Clinton’s Doctor reassured America that she is fit to serve as Commander in Chief and only suffers from a mild form of hyperthyroidism and seasonal allergies.

It’s worth noting, thyroid ailments often lead to the afflicted turning fucking nuts.

Last week we discussed France and how it should be fucked. That turned out to be correct and the Exodus algos went into high gear on Friday, trying to decipher the carnage.

Surprisingly, there isn’t much to tell. Aside from a few random names being OS, like CLX, Friday’s closing levels didn’t push anything into oversold range.

As you can see by the actual OS instances below, Exodus has been crushing the oversold ranges, continuing a path of excellence that was initially take in 2008.

The only bullish bullet point taken away from Friday’s session is the horrible breadth in the market. There wasn’t anywhere to hide, not in gold or bonds or REITs. Everything got hit, marking a 90% down day–the first since August of 2015.

On that fateful day in August of 2015, Exodus did indeed flag OS and the signal worked. Shortly thereafter, however, markets dropped lower–eventually bouncing in late September.

My feelings aside, Exodus is suggesting Friday was a do nothing day. But if history is any guide, we’re in for a rough couple of weeks ahead.

Bear in mind, just last week a catamite reporter prefaced a health question to H. Clinton by calling it a ‘conspiracy theory’, which she was more than happy to oblige. While rumors of her health deteriorating spread like wild fire across the people’s internets, the pseudo-literaries in the government controlled press have worked tirelessly to hide her ailments.

I take no pleasure in the sickness of others. I am a deeply empathetic person– and only wish the Central Banksters intense harm.

Today at the 9/11 ceremony, weather conditions were a sublime 82 degrees, and Hillary Clinton passed the fuck out. She had to be lifted into a van, losing a shoe in the process, and shuttled away to her daughter’s NYC apartment.

Hillary Clinton had a “medical episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told Fox News.

The Democratic presidential nominee appeared to faint on her way into her van and had to be helped by her security, the source said. She was “clearly having some type of medical episode.”

Clinton’s stumbled off the curb, her “knees buckled” and she lost a shoe as she was helped into a van during her “unexpected early departure,” a witness told Fox News.

Even the Washpo blogger, who begged for everyone to stop discussing Hillary’s health last week, has eaten crow and posted this headline questioning her health.

I am certain he’ll be fired before sundown.

Maybe CNN should re-hire Dr. Drew?

In response to Clinton talking extremely greasy about Trump’s supporters, at a homosexual fundraiser in NYC last night, Mike Pence took the opportunity to use her comments to paint her as a divisive demon, incapable of running ‘Merica.

Separately, Trump took to Twitter to cast aspersions.

Who else loves Presidential elections?