Jonathan Allen from The Hill went to the Tucker Carlson show cucked. He left, inexorably, uncucked.
Tucker from House Swanson, met the marshmallow man on live television to debate a FAKE NEWS article published by The Hill and ended up roasting and melting his ‘mallowed ass down to the ground — in an unceremonious killing.
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Good job Tucker, way to roast that cuck and by the way Mexican immigration has not decreased, instead Obama rigged the numbers to make it look that way.
The Bannon interview is also awesome. It spells out the philosophy behind the Trump movement, which reminds me of the blue-dog democrats from the Bush era. I always liked those blue-dog guys
https://www.google.com/amp/www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/news/steve-bannon-trump-tower-interview-trumps-strategist-plots-new-political-movement-948747
Tucker cucked this fools ass. Good old fashion ass cuckin.
Why are they always fucking fat or ugly or homo or feminist weirdos? The end of these freaks has come.
That fat ass was pwned big time! LOL!
Epic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
lol
Best article I have read all day. The Dems would do well to acknowledge the satire and take it to heart. Much of it makes sense.
“The Democratic Party is broken, beaten down, shell-shocked, and scratching its heads wondering what went wrong. So, I have decided, being the noble American that I am, to offer some aid and comfort, not to the enemy, but to my fellow Americans as well as some friendly suggestions on how they can rebuild their party and image to compete in four years.
President Obama should keep going around the world making incendiary comments about President (elect) Trump. There is nothing Americans like more than hearing negative comments about the person for whom they voted, and themselves, even more so when those comments are made abroad. Mr. Obama’s presidency started out with an apology tour, and to quote Yogi Berra “it’s like déjà vu all over again.” Maybe when he returns from his last world tour as President he can have a beer summit.
Next on the agenda is making sure protesters remain on the street, blocking highways and businesses. There is no better message to those out of work than people who don’t want to work. College, elementary, and high school kids should continue to stage walkouts. Who doesn’t enjoy watching their tax dollars at work? Furthermore, I implore all Democrats to pass legislation that all Americans should be required to have service animals. I would have suggested dogs, but I want to be inclusive of all animals.
Getting more celebrity endorsements is also a key factor for the next presidential election. Whoever is the next Democrat nominee must ensure that he or she or they acquire endorsements, not just from every entertainer in America, but every entertainer in the world.
Have them create YouTube videos, constantly tweet, Facebook, threaten not only to leave the country but to burn themselves at the stake, maybe quit the profession altogether, because we know they will follow through. But of paramount importance is to call anyone that disagrees with you a racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, white nationalist. I know that might sway the middle-of-the-road voter, like it just did.
Continue to berate, unfriend, and threaten to fire all those who supported the president-elect. Nothing is more charming to most Americans than inclusion and tolerance.
Get the fringe voters. Keep kneeling during the national anthem. Continue to call out our police departments for being racist. Reinforce what must be the biggest issue that people fear as they go to bed at night, climate change. I’m not really sure you guys have spoken about this issue enough. Go to Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania, and drive there in your hybrids. Talk to the Americans with no work, and tell them it’s not that they don’t have a job that is the problem; explain to them how they are replaceable but the earth is not.
Never ever call it radical Islam. In fact, every time there is an attack abroad, and God forbid domestically, keep insisting Islam is a religion of peace, while knocking intolerant Christians. Instead of destroying ISIS, insist that they need therapy; maybe even offer them your service animals. We know that, while ISIS hates all humans, they do love children and pets. Next, absolutely have Keith Ellison as the next head of the DNC. I’m sure many Americans would be okay with his ties to Louis Farrakhan and organizations like CAIR. What Republican or mainstream American voter didn’t like hearing him compare George W. Bush to Hitler? In fact, maybe make Bernie and Ellison co-chairs, a socialist self-loathing Jew and a Muslim tied to extremism. I can hear you winning in four years with this selection.
Create your own communities of thoughts and ideas. The college campuses and the social and mainstream media were obviously not enough to get you over the Trump in this election. So my idea for you is safe zones or sanctuary states. Oh wait, you already have that in New York and California, and that didn’t work. Hmm, I’m running out of ideas. However, I truly believe if the Democrat party has any chance of moving forward and winning in four years, it just might want to adopt some of my suggestions and principles. Oh yes, and continue crying and whining. Keep saying “not my president”; there is nothing a Middle American likes more than a person who whines and cries. Explain to them, it’s not crying. It’s just being in touch with your emotions and the human condition; of course, do this while holding your service animal.
I’m only trying to help. I feel terrible for the people suffering in America right now. I know Inauguration Day will not be easy for them. I know the sight of Donald Trump standing there with his family getting sworn in will send a bad chill up people’s legs. I’m just trying to offer you the message of hope and the things that you need to change so that you don’t ever have to feel this horrific pain and discomfort again. So I get that you are shell-shocked, dazed, and confused and hurting terribly, but I promise, if you keep protesting, and listen to a few of my suggestions, there is no way Mr. Trump will be a two-term president.”
That was epic
I second and third that.
Disturbanly deep,, I think.
Holy shit that was great!
Its message was mediocre at best. What is happening here?
The message was the equivalent of a perfect center shot in the 10 ring on a 1000 yard target. It was dead nuts on and fantastic. The guy absolutely nailed many of the reasons democrats lost the presidency to possibly the worst republican candidate … ever!
Let me take just one line in that masterpiece and explain. That would be the one about ISIS loving children and pets.
The inference there is to the sexual practices among hard line Muslims. In which, they see no problem at all with using children as sex toys. Pedophilia is rampant among them and children are routinely offered as “prizes” or rewards for fighters in the latest jihad. The leaders simply use both sexes for their personal pleasure and throw them away when they lose interest.
As to pets… there is a very valid reason the term “goat fucker” is used to describe these Cretins.
The democrats fail to understand that a vast majority of Americans find these practices reprehensible, indefensible, utterly repulsive and hold a very deep aversion to anyone who attempt to “whitewash” these common practices.
The vast majority of Americans have zero tolerances for these people nor anyone who would coddle them.
All the paragraphs in that little tome nail a specific issue about which the democrats were completely blind and tone deaf.
Trump did not defeat the democrats or Hillary specifically. They shot themselves in the face by embracing all the things the writer so succinctly articulated.
I don’t agree. At least not completely, which is why I called it mediocre. That, and the tone deaf hypocrisy of the “not my president” section.
I’d point to the audacious propping up of the first female candidate whose likability had always been troublesome, as the main driver of voter apathy.
There’s a weird narrative out there about what a Democrat is. That thing you posted just mashes it all together with surprisingly little flair.
There is a way out of all this, thanks to … Trump Air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ1D_1A9ds4
BEST comment on this site of ALL TIME. Arrrr!
Aaaaand Sessions has praised Rosa Parks a bunch of times: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/11/18/sessions-well-documented-praise-rosa-parks-belies-racist-claims.html
The marshmallow man. When did this dude last miss a meal? Imagine how many people you could feed from this dudes consumption.
To my knowledge, the marshmallow man hasn’t raped any young boys or been to pedo-Island several times partaking in pizza rituals and spirit cooking. That said, he hasn’t disavowed the whole thing either, so … hmmm
Wow Tucker Carlson sliced, diced and fried him up. The beauty is he never once raised his voice. Simply pointed out the truth. Many more in the media need to be challenged on their lies. CNN, MSNBC, Puoffingtonpost. Etc
First time I’ve seen someone attempt to change the topic that many times and that many times get brought right back. Bravo, Tucker, indeed.
Democrat = less freedom
“Prejudices are what fools use for reason.” = democrat