KING DOLLARS REIGN SUPREME; AMERICAN GREATNESS HITS MARCH HIGHS

All other currencies bend the knee when King Dollars walks through the thoroughfare. I think it’s fair to say the dollar weakness, that so many of you FUCKING IDIOTS claimed was upon us, has been revoked.

Thanks to a recent surge in American economic confidence, people are coming around to the idea that the Fed will hike rates again. Also, and most importantly, all other currencies are complete and utter shit. As such, safe havens are all the rage.

Personally, I prefer the ark, via TLT.