Oh the humanity! (or lack there of). Have you seen the footage? Turkeys, big wild ones, with SPAS-12 shotguns loaded with slugs ONLY, chasing around bears and blasting them away with great impunity. Thus, I made many moves today. See, you bet on the idiots in Washington to continue to bicker and push you closer toward the impending cliff, alas they did not and all is “peachy.”
Three squadrons of C-17 high performance aircraft dropped highly motivated wild turkeys (no whiskey), onto the Streets of Wall. They immediately formed into LGOPs and went about their way, slaughtering bears willy-nilly, only stopping to reload, and eat seeds and crumbs from innocent bystanders looking to stay out of the fray. They have rescued us money managers from the megalomaniacs in DeeCee, and as a honor to their service, we shall sacrifice their relatives by dropping them in deep fryers and lighting our neighbors houses on fire in the process. Look for this to continue through the end of the week.
Here are the strategic moves I made today:
Sold YELP
Covered ZNGA
Bought CVI, OII, and PMM
Doubled Down on AAPL, and on shorts in GRPN and P
Shorted FSLR
Here is my current book, sitting at 53% cash. Enjoy.
