7 Riddle me this, riddle me that, Interactive Brokers suck a cock fat.
They have fucked me so hard in the last few days, first with “lapsing” my options based on “the volatility from so many contracts expiring at once,” WHAT? Then today not hitting the stop on my $FB puts. $FB is a piece of shit and I want to talk to their fucking auditors, because their earnings look like total bullshit to me. When I open their mobile app on my Galaxy S3 I don’t see shit for ads, anyone else agree?
$ZNGA is about to report, and I am expecting a blood bath. No I did not short them into earnings. They are going to zero but I have been getting graped lately so, yeah. Look at their earnings coming out now, what a fucking joke, yet they are up so far AH. I’m okay with that, time to short this piece of shit again.
I am trying to sort out my performance graph but considering that my personal account has been absolutely raped, I don’t know where to start. the only thing I did today was buy $GMCR puts. If I can sell them for a decent profit tomorrow I will look to pick up $YELP puts, which SHOULD be riding high on $FB and now $ZNGA.
October is a wacky fucking month. Luckily it is almost over. I pray the Turkey Gods find me soon, if not I may end up “in the car.”
GO GIANTS!
7 Responses to “Decimated”
Randomness
Once I learned that FB collected the phone numbers of all my contacts on my smartphone and posted them for anyone to see (as they did with anyone who downloaded the app) I stopped using them. I will never use them for much other than to say Hi Mom, hows Dad?
Rhino
I 100% completely agree, I know a lot of people who have closed their accounts because of this. It just doesn’t make sense. It’s as if SOMA (the area in the city where these idiots are HQ’d) decided to kick me in the balls for the last ten days.
Rhino
I 100% completely agree, I know a lot of people who have closed their accounts because of this. It just doesn’t make sense. It’s as if SOMA (the area in the city where these idiots are HQ’d) decided to kick me in the balls for the last ten days.
V
October is a car month, im right there with ya. We will pick up going into the final 2 months of the world. (#worldisending) lol
Rhino
I’m stocking up on fine libations.
noodleboy
I’ll have to read more into this option lapsing, but perhaps there is a chance to ‘bust’ the FB trade? IB has done stupid shit to me before too, and in a few cases I got my dough back.
redman59
I get no $FB ads on my Sprint HTC EVO, but then again maybe things have changed since I open it infrequently. Almost considered going to IB w/some issues I have had with thinkorswim but guess I may stay as thinkorswim has by far the best overall options analytics and scanning IMO, but always have to keep an open mind. October is whacky indeed and I am probably hanging it up for the month after a good week and take some time to just watch what is happening.