Ashley Schaffer Employment Services, Step Right Up

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That fucking speech by the great King of America, nObama, was fucking offensive to veterans. Especially to me when he mentioned the 82nd Airborne. Honestly fuck that guy, combat is an ugly fucking place and it does not translate that well back to the civilian world.  None of that shit he “wants to change,” is ever going to happen.

FUCK HIM IN HIS FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!

In other news, I have a huge monkey off my back. I said FUCK IT and sold out of YELP and ZNGA. That shit had my Cortisol levels all kinds of high, you dig? Thus, growing a 3lb keg on my mid section, FUCK. Thinking about buying TVIX here, why when I said I was thinking of shorting it yesterday?  That was a different day. Today shit hit the fan, and unless Europe seriously un-fucks itself over the weekend, we crash on Monday. BIG FUCKIN TIME, and you know what, I say good lets get this fuckin vortex over with. I know we are all tired of this shit show and I’m glad to end the beatings. I will be looking to buy into people’s margin calls.

8 Responses to “Ashley Schaffer Employment Services, Step Right Up”

  1. good post. I wouldn’t buy tvix ever personally though, the roll and time decay are murderous.

  2. if i had to play it with an etf i’d rather just use vxx but even that thing is just designed for hedge funds to short and retail investors to lose their money. I’d rather just short some super high beta names than get long these mustache removing etfs. Ultimately if VIX is +25% then you can bet that anything high leverage in the commodity space will get smashed so I personally would prefer to own a basket of highly leveraged companies in some commodity industry like iron, copper, cement, etc than own some of those crazy murder etfs. Just my $0.02 though and what works for each person is different.

    • That’s a great idea. I’m gonna run a screen for some companies trading at a premium, with low cash, and high amounts of debt. Then we can short the fuck out of them.

      • yeah, and I would look to the high cost producers too. for example, if looking to short an oil company i would look for a highly leveraged company with high capex, low cash flow and debt that is maturing in the next 1-2 years. Then in an ideal world i would short an oils sands player since they are the highest cost oil producers around so they are impacted more than anyone else when oil prices decline.

  3. Excellent first paragraph, your words are moving Rhino. Yeah, I agree about $TVIX, my position was up another +$1200 today. I am riding it to 16 a share and cutting out quicker than a russian mail order bride marries a US citizen and acquires her citizenship.

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